We learn Shamwow loves captive gorilla porn and Jupiter is a picky eater diving into the world of food porn. Thanks to Shamwow and Jahrese for taking over hosting duties as I address my drink situation. What does one do when drunk and horny? How long does one rub one out for? And is fucking for an hour to long? Just some of the hard hitting questions addressed today on Thirsty Thursdays with the Juan only.