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Thirsty Thursdays

Thirsty Thursdays

by The Juan and Only

Comedy Interviews Mental Health

OUR FIRST PODCAST OF 2024!

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND WELCOME TO THIRSTY THURSDAYS FIRST PODCAST OF 2024! WE HAVE THE SHERMINATOR FROM HUMBOLDT COUNTY AND HE BAKES! MULTIPLE WIVES IS COOL! HANDSOME619 AND LENNY ARE EMBARKING ON THEIR OWN PODCAST WITH THE MASKED J. AND THE EWOK VILLAGE IS IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA!

WELCOME TO THE "TMI" EPISODE!

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY COLONOSCOPY AND WHAT A FANTASTIC EXPERIENCE IT WAS! SOME NURSES LIKE TO SNEEK A DICK TOUCH. POUR YOSELF A NICE STERN DRINK AND JOIN ME THE JUAN AND ONLY WITH THE THIRSTY CREW AS WE DIVE INTO MY COLON CARE. PEOPLE HAVE HOBBIES, DON'T JUDGE!

NEW CAR, Mrs. Doubtfire, Robin Williams was a gamer, Hispanic temple names, LINK is the playable character.

DJ REIGN BOUGHT A NEW CAR! WHO DON'T LOVE MRS. DOUBTFIRE? CORRECTION: LEA SALONGA IS NOT DEAD! ANIMATED DISNEY IS BETTER THAN LIVE ACTION, DON'T KISS SLEEPING WHITE WOMEN, DISNEY'S SONG OF THE SOUTH AIN'T RACIST? AND WHO DON'T WANT TWO DICKS? I'M YOUR HOST THE JUAN AND ONLY, POUR YOSELF A STERN DRINK AND JOIN ME AND THE THIRSTY CREW AS WE COME TOGETHER AND RUN OUR MOUTHS AND TALK SHIT.

HEY IS THIS KARAOKE? I DON'T KNOW YET IS ON THE MIC AND GETTING TO MUCH SIDE ASS. DON'T LOOK AT NAUGHTY THINGS AT WORK.

THIS EPISODE 20? PEOPLE OFTEN ASK IF WE'RE SETTING UP KARAOKE. MABLE GOT A PROMOTION AND NOW BUYS FANCY TAMPONS. WORK ASKING FOR YOU TO RETURN YOUR HOME WORK COMPUTER? YOU'RE FUCKED. YOU AIN'T LIVING UNTILL YOU REVERSE COWGIRL A BIDET. I'M YOUR HOST THE JUAN AND ONLY. POUR YOURSELF A FILTHY STRONG DRINK AND JOIN ME WITH THE THIRSTY CREW AS WE DIVE INTO SOME COMEDIC CONVOS AT THE REGAL IN LA MESA.

IT'S A SHORT ONE! DAVID DEEZNUTS, LOVING THE 80'S MUSIC AND REALITY TV RUINING MTV.

TONIGHT WE HAVE A INTIMATE SESSION WITH MUSICIAN DAVID DEEZNUTS. THE MAN ENJOYS IPA BEERS, IS A CHILD OF THE 80'S, CONVERSATIONS ABOUT MUSIC AND LOVES TO ROCK! FUCK REALITY TV BECAUSE IT AIN'T REAL. POUR YOSELF A STERN DRINK AND JOIN ME THE JUAN AND ONLY AS WE DIVE INTO DAVID DEEZNUTS.

WHICH JUAN DID YOU CALL ME? DON'T BRAG ABOUT MEDIOCRE FOOD. SPICEY CHICKEN SAMMICHES. HOW TO TREAT MOUTH FIRES AND DON'T MAKE UP NAMES FOR FOOD PRODUCTS.

COME AT ME WITH ANOTHER JUAN AND DON'T CALL ME MAYBELLINE! MAN YO GLITTERY, SPORTS CRUSHES, DON'T HYPE MEDIOCRE FOOD IN MY HOME TOWN OF CV, YOU DON'T GO TO KEARNY MESA FOR BIRRIA, MAIN CHICK'S WAIVER SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH IS NO JOKE, CRANBERRY JUICE KILLS THE FIRE, I GUESS I NEED TO GO TO THE CRACK SHACK, THE FIRST TIME I BOMBED ON STAGE AND DON'T FABRICATE A WILD FOOD PRODUCT NAME AND NOT HAVE ME WONDER WHAT THE FUCK IS WINTER MINT! I'M YOUR HOST THE JUAN AND ONLY. POUR YOSELF A NICE STERN DRINK AND JOIN ME WITH THE THIRSTY CREW AS WE DIVE INTO AMAZING CONVERSATIONS AT OUR FAVORITE WATERING HOLE THE REGAL IN BEAUTIFUL LA MESA CA.

DOGGY STYLE, ZBONG, COMEDY KILLINGS, THE BLACK OUT, THE MIGHTY STORM AND DANCES WITH WOLFS 2024

DOGGY STYLE APPROPRIATION, YOU'RE NOW ZBONG, THE CA BLACK OUT, WE FEARED THE MIGHTY STORM, AVATAR IS THE NEW DANCES WITH WOLFS AND WE DISCOVERED HOW TO KILL THE WORLD. I'M YOUR HOST THE JUAN & ONLY! JOIN ME AND THE THIRSTY CREW AS WE DIVE INTO SOME REAL FUN BAR CONVERSATIONS. SO POUR YOSELF A COLD ADULT DRTINK AND LISTEN TO OUR NONSES. WE'RE THIRSTY THURSDAY!

CA OFFROADING, "THE SANDBAR", STUCK IN 4 WHEEL DRIVE AND HEARING DESERT STORIES.

WELCOME TO THE OFFROAD EPISODE, HANDSOME619 AND STONEBONER619 TAKE US ON A AUDITORY OFFROAD EXPERIENCE. THESE TWO LOVE CARS, GOING FAST AND GETTIN SAND IN INAPPROPRIATE PLACES. I'M YOUR HOST THE JUAN AND ONLY BRINGING THE ESSENTIAL OILS AND JUICES. POUR YOSELF A STERN ONE AND JOIN ME AND THE THIRSTY CREW AS DIVE INTO OUR MOTOR SHOW EPISODE.

MABLE NEEDS A NICKNAME, HANDSOME619 AND MEXICAN WOMEN SERVING THEIR MEN.

Mable's nickname won't stick, Handsome619 joins the thirsty crew and he's Evel Knievel, Mexican women serving their men, Sham is down to knuckle you, black and white squirrels are cute and you can eat everything in the woods. I'm your host the Juan and only, pour yoself a cold strong one and sit back and join us for a wild one. WE'RE THIRSTY THURSDAYS AND DON'T DRINK TIJUANA SHOWER WATER!

WORK HAS A WEIRD IMAGE OF ME, WHO HASN'T PEED THEY'RE PANTS AND THE YO GABBA GABBA GUY.

WHAT UP OHIO?! We meet a San Diegan who's got a 7 hundo mortgage with more than 50 acres out in OHIO. We all got work stories, mine involve being accused of shit I don't do/say and man these ladies are creative. Reminiscing Comic Con Stories, ah the good old days. Had a medical issue involving a inward boner that my PCP couldn't figure out. I'M YOU'RE HOST THE JUAN AND ONLY! POUR YOSELF A STRONG ONE AND COME SOOTH YO INWARD BONER WITH ME AND THE SALTY CREW! WE'RE THIRSTY THURSDAYS!

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