The Third-Rock Theatre of the Air
[UNIDENTIFIED BROADCAST]
Season 1
001 - “Exit Pursued by Bigfoot”
002 - "Bad Blood"
003 - "Get with the Program"
004 - "The Missing Linc"
by Sword & Sigil Productions
Transmissions Begin ||| 04.03.2026 Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com) This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.
Pilot. Featuring one hell of a comedian and a surprise guest with an aversion to being captured. Also, Elvis Presley? Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. Content Warnings: Alien Abduction Screaming Vocalized Sounds of Pain Explicit Language Angry Animal Sounds Escalating Arguments SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com) Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.
A new wrinkle threatens Mike’s control over the show. Featuring rock music and a special guest who really sucks. Also, a multi-headed barbershop quartet dragon. Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. Tonight’s Featured Presentation was Jackson Lair: INSTAGRAM: @iamjacksonlair SPOTIFY & APPLE MUSIC: Jackson Lair Content Warnings: Mentions of Blood Insects and Infestation Kidnapping and Bondage Escalating Arguments Forced Blood Draining Violent Disintegration Vomiting Screaming Vocalized Sounds of Pain Explicit Language SFX: distorted static & voices, insect buzzing, brief high frequencies, rumbling Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com) Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.
Mac’s first day as station intern. Featuring a special presentation from our friends at Synistek, a 25-kiloton hack, and the heart-warming story of an ass-piring musical prodigy. Also, [REDACTED]. Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. Content Warnings: Donkey CPR Escalating Arguments Imminent Explosions Insects and Infestation Minor Robotic Bigotry Screaming Explicit Language SFX: distorted static & voices, insect buzzing, brief high frequencies, rumbling Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com) This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.
The latest test of the Third-Rock Theatre’s proprietary cloning array. Featuring Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, and Abraham Lincoln. Also, Abraham Lincoln. Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. Content Warnings: Body Horror Human Livestock Mentions of Drowning Screaming Explicit Language Chekhov's Gunfire SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com) This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.
On a very special episode of our show, tonight's featured guest is... you! Featuring a voice inside your head and a stranger following right behind you. Also, No-Hands Nemo: The Amazing Juggling Tapeworm. Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. Content Warnings: Stage Fright Alien Abduction Explicit Language Violence & Murder SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com) This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.