Once again, America has defeated the British Monarchy by spilling the tea. We break down the biggest bombshells of the Oprah interview with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, discuss our thoughts on each member of the royal family, and dive into the pathetic Piers Morgan situation and his creepy obsession with the Duchess (09:06-40:46).

Next up: Bachelor/ABC drama is basically the only constant in our lives at this point, and we have yet another update. It was announced last week that Tayshia Adams and Kaitlyn Bristowe will be co-hosting the next season of The Bachelorette and we’re not mad about it! We’ll take anything as long as it’s not Matt James’ season or Chris Harrison (41:03-49:06).

Finally, we bring back our 30-second headlines to frantically cover the weird Jennifer Lopez/Alex Rodriguez relatio ...