Fangle Dooble dozer

S.J.Simpson

It’s a fangle dooble dozer

Said Lilly to Rosa

The Stephens they did not agree

I think it’s a thaw ump

Or a digeree dee thump

But it comes right up to my knee

The one in the middle

Said the boy with the fiddle

Away in a world of his own

He played with such glee

Until quarter past three

It’s a shame you can’t bow a trombone!

My cousin Paul’s not my cousin at all

He’s a friend I met at a wake

We giggle at death and poor Uncle Geoff

Who like a stripper, popped out of the cake!

And old Bobby’s like Dobby

He surfs for a hobby

Spends hours just looking for porn

He’s got the best package

Which included a snackage

He’s a veggie so it’s probably just quorn ...