In today's episode I will be going over the 10 requirements for joining the Non-Athlete Club:

1. You are a pitcher.

2. You treat your glove with the same respect you would treat your girlfriend.

* bonus points if your glove has a female name.

3. You are fluent in the Pitcher’s language.

4. You know where the keys to the batters box are.

5. You own J-Bands and or Plyo Balls.

6. Your legs are bigger than your biceps

7. You have developed a consistent Fastball and Changeup

8. You avoid 2-out walks at ALL costs

*repeat offenders get put on probation

9. You do dry reps while in line at the grocery store

10. You aren’t afraid to throw inside

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Whats happening guys! Thank you for listening! My name is Bobby O'Neill. I am a retired MiL ...