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1. Warm Up Listener Question: What is the best night of sleep you can get outside of your bed?
2. What should you do when people try to have conversation with you in a bathroom?
3. What did you incorrectly think was luxurious as a kid?
4. Midshow - On Trial: Mayo/Miracle Whip & Pissing/Shitting
5. Why do old people hate hearing aids?
6. What are instances where the universe tries to even out life?
7. Post Theme: A "Fancy Like' Reading

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