It's August (if you can believe it) and we're ready to hit you with a month of powerful episodes. Here's what we got this week.

1. Warm Up: If you had 15 seconds to broadcast a message to the entire world, what would you say? (Special thanks to Mike from Lessons With Mike for this one).
2. What are the best common ways to commit time fraud?
3. What device would be the hardest to use if you had to suck it off to use it?
4. Midshow: Wikihow - Taxidermy & Lap Dances
5. Is peanut butter a liquid? Also, what is a liquid?
6. How long is too long?
7. Post Show: Urinal usage poll results

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