This week we discuss the Kelci Swift effect, Basically Travis Kelci dating Taylor Swift has the entire internet paying attention, the NFL is getting a lot of spotlight, and of course Taylor is just gonna Taylor. A local school system decides to tell students and parents online that even though they may bring money to school, their child cant purchase ice cream. Backlash ensues, and they attempt a correction. Dave Portnoy of Barstool sports hosts a pizza fest and is then attacked by the Washington Post. Of course, in classical Portnoy fashion, he hits back at them. Several large Vegas casinos are hacked, with millions being paid out in ransom to save their systems. Usher is announced as Super Bowl halftime, and it's just depressing. Dad is back, OSU beats Notre Dame, and Stetson Bennett cant seem to put down the drink.