This week starts with an important medical discussion about what we're calling "constipated in the penis" and somehow only gets stranger from there.

We witness one of the wildest things we've ever seen in public, make an unexpected friend who may or may not be trying to scam us, celebrate Chris landing a guest spot on another podcast, and relive our trip to Seattle for the World Cup—including street performers, Jameis Winston, packed light rail cars, and two glorious minutes of believing Team USA might actually pull it off.

Plus, we answer the Question of the Day, talk about what we've been watching, and—as always—find ourselves completely off the rails.

Pull up a chair. You won't believe what happened this week.