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The Ukeleles

by Annmarie & Mary

Comedy Personal Journals

Season 2

Things That Gross Us Out

What instantly grosses you out? In Episode 9 of Season 2, The Ukelele’s dive headfirst into the smells, foods, habits, and public behaviors that make us gag, cringe, and say, “absolutely not.” Some things are universally disgusting. Some things are weirdly controversial. Some things should honestly be illegal in public. This episode gets into all the everyday gross-outs that give us the ick, from double dipping and bare feet in public to the five second rule, questionable food choices, revolting smells, and those little habits that make you instantly judge someone. Expect strong opinions, irrational disgust, gross debates, personal “absolutely not” moments, and the kind of conversation that may make you feel very seen… or very attacked. ☕ Grab a coffee and settle in for your weekly dose of chaos. Maybe don’t listen while you’re eating. 🎙️ The Ukelele’s Podcast – Season 2, Episode 9 📅 Released: 06/29/26 #Podcast #TheIck #GrossThings #ComedyPodcast #LifeDiscussion #FunnyPodcast #TheUkeleles

Would We Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

Would we actually survive a zombie apocalypse? In Episode 8 of Season 2, The Ukelele’s put themselves, their families, and their survival instincts to the ultimate test: the end of the world. Some people are useful. Some people are liabilities. Some people are absolutely getting left behind. This episode dives into zombie apocalypse survival plans, comfort items, family strengths and weaknesses, questionable decision-making, and the very real question of who would make it… and who would become zombie chow. Mary leads the discussion with the important survival questions, including what item you would bring when everything falls apart, while Annmarie and Mary rate their own chances of survival and reveal what would most likely take them out in the end. Expect survival debates, brutal honesty, family callouts, questionable priorities, and the kind of conversation that makes you wonder who you’d actually want on your apocalypse team. ☕ Grab a coffee and settle in for your weekly dose of chaos. 🎙️ The Ukelele’s Podcast – Season 2, Episode 8 📅 Released: 06/20/26 #Podcast #ZombieApocalypse #Survival #ComedyPodcast #LifeDiscussion #TheUkeleles

Disturbing Behavior: Red Flags or Harmless Quirks?

What behavior instantly makes you stop and think, “Is that normal?” In Episode 7 of Season 2, The Ukelele’s dive into the weird, awkward, and sometimes disturbing habits that make people raise an eyebrow. Some people never laugh. Some people never apologize. Some people overshare everything online. And some people might just be walking red flags. This episode is all about the behaviors that make us pause, question, judge a little, and wonder whether something is actually disturbing… or just a harmless personality quirk. Annmarie brings the questions, Mary brings the unfiltered opinions, and somewhere along the way, someone admits they might be part of the problem. Expect hot takes, uncomfortable truths, personal confessions, questionable habits, and the kind of conversation that will absolutely make you start diagnosing people you know. ☕ Grab a coffee and settle in for your weekly dose of chaos. 🎙️ The Ukelele’s Podcast – Season 2, Episode 7 📅 Released: 06/15/26 #Podcast #RedFlags #ComedyPodcast #WeirdHabits #LifeDiscussion #DisturbingBehavior #TheUkeleles

Our Dysfunctional Dinner Party

Who would you invite to the most chaotic dinner party of all time? In Episode 6 of Season 2, The Ukelele’s tackle the ultimate dinner party question: if you could invite anyone, living, dead, fictional, famous, infamous, or from your own family tree, who would get a seat at your table? Some picks are sentimental. Some picks are iconic. Some picks would absolutely ruin the evening. This episode brings together dream guests, family legends, cultural icons, unexpected wild cards, and the kind of imaginary dinner conversations that would either be unforgettable… or require someone to leave early. Grandma Fusco, Darth Vader, Marilyn Monroe, and Mary’s brother Fred are all somehow on the guest list, so honestly, anything could happen. Expect personal stories, strange pairings, heartfelt choices, questionable seating arrangements, and a dinner party that probably should have had a bouncer. ☕ Grab a coffee and settle in for your weekly dose of chaos. 🎙️ The Ukelele’s Podcast – Season 2, Episode 6 📅 Released: 06/08/26 #Podcast #DinnerParty #ComedyPodcast #PopCulture #FamilyStories #LifeDiscussion #TheUkeleles

Cryptids and Conspiracies: Aliens…are they real?

Are aliens real… and are they already here? In Episode 5 of Season 2, The Ukelele’s dive into alien conspiracies, UFO sightings, Roswell, Area 51, government cover-ups, and all the weirdness that keeps us looking up at the sky a little too long. Some of it is suspicious. Some of it is unbelievable. Some of it makes us wonder what the government actually knows. This episode explores flying Tic Tacs, weather balloons, congressional testimony, personal stories, and the big question: if aliens are here, are they friendly… or should we be concerned? Where are Scully and Mulder when you need them? Expect theories, jokes, speculation, questionable evidence, and the kind of conversation that starts with “this is ridiculous” and ends with “okay, but what if…” ☕ Grab a coffee and settle in for your weekly dose of chaos. 🎙️ The Ukelele’s Podcast – Season 2, Episode 5 📅 Released: 06/01/26 #Podcast #Aliens #UFOs #ConspiracyTheories #Area51 #Roswell #TheUkeleles

“Am I the Asshole?” and Other Reddit Weirdness

Do you ever read a Reddit post and immediately become a judge, jury, and executioner? In Episode 4 of Season 2, The Ukelele’s dive into the wild world of Reddit stories, questionable decisions, and everyone’s favorite internet courtroom: “Am I the Asshole?” Some of it is messy. Some of it is unbelievable. Some of it makes us change our minds halfway through. This episode is all about reading Reddit user stories, giving our first reactions, digging deeper into the details, and deciding whether the person was misunderstood… or absolutely the asshole. Expect snap judgments, second thoughts, weird scenarios, strong opinions, and the kind of internet drama that makes you say, “There is no way this actually happened.” ☕ Grab a coffee and settle in for your weekly dose of chaos. 🎙️ The Ukelele’s Podcast – Season 2, Episode 4 📅 Released: 05/25/26 #Podcast #RedditStories #AITA #ComedyPodcast #InternetDrama #LifeDiscussion #TheUkeleles

Why Are We All So Petty

Ep. 3 Why Are We All So Petty Admit it. You’ve had your petty moments! So have we! On today’s episode we are taking a look at our petty actions and telling our most petty moments. We only have so much time, so we obviously didn’t get to them all. One of us may be more petty than the other. Listen to find out whose the most petty, and find out what our motivations are. This doesn’t make us bad people, does it? DOES it?

Why Do People Stay In Toxic Situations

Ep. 2 Why Do People Stay In Toxic Situations Today, The Ukeleles did a personal deep dive on why they think people remain in situations that no longer benefit them. They question why a person may be unable to let go of that job, person, or environment that is holding them back and what it might take to move on in life. The Ukeleles share personal experience and not everyone agrees that this is normal. Grab a coffee and settle in for your weekly dose of chaos.

Absolute Chaos

S-2_Ep.1 05-04-26 Absolute Chaos Join Annmarie and Mary as they kick off season 2 with hilarity and with chaos so big they needed an entire episode to talk about it. The month off did little to rejuvenate the ladies but rather, it turned one of their lives upside down…the other one..well, she’s staying away from lentils for awhile. Listen to catch up on the chaos with The Ukeleles.

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Cryptids and Conspiracies

Ep. 25 Cryptids and Conspiracies We are marching right into the misty hills of North Carolina to ask the question: Is Bigfoot just a hairy introvert? This week The Ukeleles dive into Bigfoot sightings across North Carolina and why Appalachia seems to be Bigfoot’s favorite hide and seek map. We talk about history, spooky stories, and read real reports of sightings. This is a can’t miss moment!

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