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The Roarcast

by Lindsey Douglas

Season 1

1.9: Forecasts, Food, & Groundhog Truths

In this episode of Roarcast, Mason and Evan kick things off with a full lineup of classic segments, big student shoutouts, and one of the most unexpected weather interviews yet. From athlete spotlights to lunch reviews and a Groundhog Day exclusive, Episode 9 brings variety, laughs, and Daniel pride. ⚽ DWD ATHLETES OF THE WEEK — Lily Kudlick & Daisy Mullis The hosts welcome not one, but two Athletes of the Week, voted on by the student body: Lily Kudlick and Daisy Molis from the DWD women’s soccer team. Lily, a transfer from rival Pickens, talks about adjusting to the Daniel standard and embracing the higher intensity, stronger coaching, and competitive environment. Daisy reflects on last season’s success and shares how focusing on harder practices can translate into wins on the field. Both athletes set their sights on a state championship run for both the men’s and women’s teams. 🍱 EVAN & MASON’S LUNCH REVIEW Next up, Evan and Mason—self-proclaimed experts with 13+ years of cafeteria experience—break down an Asian-inspired lunch special featuring dumplings, General Tso’s chicken, rice, and a roll. Dumplings — juicy, flavorful, and landing solidly in the top tier General Tso’s Chicken — spicy, dependable, and rated 7.5/10 by both hosts A fortune cookie seals the deal, delivering a message about reading that sparks some friendly banter. As always, the lunch ladies receive a well-earned shoutout for keeping the menu strong. 🐿️ GROUNDHOG DAY SPECIAL — WEATHER WITH MR. PHIL The episode closes with a Daniel Roarcast exclusive: an interview with the greatest weatherman in the country, Mr. Phil the groundhog. He discusses the pressure of seeing his shadow, sprinting back to his cave, and the reality of predicting six more weeks of winter. Despite enjoying the warmth of the cave, Phil admits he sometimes wishes he could just be a normal groundhog again. 🎙️ Hosts: Mason, Evan, McCain 🎤 Guests: Lily Kudlick, Daisy Mullis 📅 Episode: 9 Stay classy, Daniel. 🦁

1.8: Winter Break-ish & Big Wins

In this chilly mid‑season episode of Roarcast, Mason, McCain, and Jett return after a “snow week” that was… mostly ice. The crew jokes about drifting on frozen roads, canceled plans, and the universal disappointment of wanting snow but getting a Carolina ice sheet instead. They preview the episode’s lineup, including a standout interview from the undefeated girls basketball team and the always‑competitive food review segment. The show features Jenny, a rising varsity star on the DWD girls basketball team. She talks about the team’s undefeated run, her own growth this season, and even confirms a reverse dunk in practice—complete with video evidence. She hypes the Girls Barstool account, predicts a championship run with zero hesitation, and brings full confidence to the mic. Then it’s time for Evan & Mason’s Food Review, the self‑proclaimed greatest segment of all time. This week brings a rare showdown: Buffalo Chicken Tater Tots — creative, spicy, and earning a massive 9.2, second only to the legendary Walking Taco. Philly Cheesesteak — solid bread, cheesy, pepper‑boosted, and landing at a respectable 7. The lunch ladies get their flowers for stepping up the menu game. The episode wraps with Bobby joining Mason for a snow‑day recap: icy sledding, hot tubs, and the tragic shortage of earmuffs “turtle shells for your ears.” They debate the art of building an “ice‑man,” look ahead to real snow in the forecast, and close with the classic sign‑off. Hosts: Mason, McCain, Jett, Evan, Bobby Guest: Jenny (DWD Girls Basketball) Release Date: 2/4/2026 Stay classy, Daniel.

1.7: The Electric Craisins

Jet and Evan kick off the episode with a burst of chaotic winter energy—debating the superiority of fuzzy socks, arguing over whether hot chocolate counts as a “soup,” and revealing Evan’s controversial stance that scarves are “just decorative snakes.” The duo reflects on last week’s school happenings, including Jet’s heroic but ultimately unsuccessful attempt to fix the vending machine using only optimism and a pencil. This week’s Athlete of the Week spotlights rising star Will Ashcraft, who joins the show to talk about off‑season training, team chemistry, and a bold personal goal: breaking the school record for most consecutive no‑look passes… in warm‑ups. Jet and Evan push for details, and the athlete delivers—complete with a dramatic reenactment that absolutely does not translate to audio. The Food Review segment takes a festive turn as the hosts sample three questionable cafeteria “winter specials.” Evan insists the peppermint mashed potatoes are “misunderstood,” while Jet argues they are “a cry for help from the lunch staff.” A heated debate follows, ending with an official ranking and a plea for more normal vegetables. The episode’s grand finale is the Teacher Basketball Draft, where Jet and Evan assemble their dream teams of faculty hoopers. Scouting reports include everything from “elite hallway speed” to “dangerous levels of competitive spirit.” Rumors swirl about a surprise sleeper pick with a legendary half‑court shot. The draft concludes with a mock press conference and a promise to host a live commentary if the game ever actually happens. Hosts: Jet, Evan Guests: Athlete of the Week, assorted cafeteria foods (unwilling participants), the entire faculty (draft‑eligible) Release Date: [1/21/26]

1.6: The Boys are Back

⭐ Episode 6: Roarcast returns after Christmas break, and Mason kicks things off with major “we missed the podcast” energy as the crew jumps back into their classic segments. This week’s episode features Hunter “Uncle” as Athlete of the Week, who gives an inside look at Daniel wrestling’s strong season (including a 77–0 shutout) and confidently debates whether he could take Jake Paul in a fight. Then, the legendary Evan joins for a cafeteria food review, rating the buffalo ranch wrap, waffle fries, and surprisingly elite Lima beans. The episode wraps with co-host Jett bringing back holiday spirit by sharing her most important Christmas gift—earmuffs—plus a chaotic New Year’s fireworks story that nearly turned into a backyard disaster. Welcome back, Daniel… and as always: Stay classy, Daniel. Hosts: Mason, Evan Matthews, Jett Guests: Hunter Release Date: 1/12/2026

1.5: The School Room Draft

⭐ EPISODE 5: In this episode of Roarcast, the crew mixes pure chaos with holiday vibes by bringing two things Daniel students take very seriously: ranking school spaces and Thanksgiving opinions. First, the hosts launch the School Room Draft, where they “pick” and rate the best rooms in Daniel High School like it’s a professional sports draft—judging everything from vibes and comfort to convenience and iconic status. Expect hot takes, friendly arguing, and some truly bold room rankings. Then the conversation shifts into full holiday mode as the crew talks Thanksgiving—from break highlights and favorite foods to the most overrated dishes and the real meaning of a perfect plate. The episode is funny, festive, and full of that classic Roarcast energy. Hosts: Bobby, Jett, McKain, Evan Guests: Asher Release Date: November 8, 2025

1.4: The Thanksgiving Special

⭐ EPISODE 4: McKain and Mason celebrate Thanksgiving with discussions of favorite holiday foods, fall weather, and the unexpected importance of ear muffs. They revisit last week’s Daniel playoff game with paint-up leader Bo Shoemake, whose optimism remains strong despite the final score. This week’s Athlete of the Week, Will Swan, shares bold ambitions for the basketball season—including his personal mission to take exclusively half-court shots. Miss Google returns with another monotone, delightfully unhelpful weather segment, followed by a rundown of crops currently in season. The episode closes with a spirited ranking of school-year breaks and a surprisingly serious PSA about Thanksgiving-week identity theft. Hosts: McCain, MasonGuests: Bo Shoemake, Will Swan, Miss Guogle

1.3: The Fortune Cookie

⭐ EPISODE 3: Evan and Jet bring a food-filled episode featuring Fall Fest previews, Crumbl Cookies, and the rise of TikTok mini pancakes. McCain joins them for a live fortune-cookie ASMR tasting and shares his fortune, lucky numbers, and Mandarin pronunciation. This week’s Athlete of the Week, Michaela Reed, reflects on her volleyball season, followed by an interview with Ms. Rushing, founder of the Daniel Chili Cookoff. Cross-country runner Lily Kutilek discusses region results and the potential threat—or non-threat—of snow. The episode ends with an existentially vague weather forecast from Miss Googlé and the familiar farewell: Stay classy, Daniel. Hosts: Evan, JetGuests: McCain Rap, Michaela Reed, Ms. Rushing, Lily Kutilek, Miss Guoglé

1.2: The Halloween

⭐ EPISODE 2: Mason and McKain return with a spooky special exploring Halloween traditions—from the legend of Stingy Jack to the origins of carved turnips. They highlight the best trick-or-treating spots in Clemson before turning to weekly announcements and a distinctly philosophical weather report from Miss Google. This week’s Athlete of the Week, Bobby, shares his unconventional cross-country “strategies,” followed by a surprise call from a Kansas-based stock-market enthusiast whose advice is questionable at best. The episode concludes with Halloween spirit and the signature reminder to stay classy, Daniel. Hosts: Mason, McCainGuests: Miss Google, Bobby, “Gregory from Wichita”

1.1: The Pilot

⭐ EPISODE 1: In the premiere episode of Roarcast, Bobby and Jet introduce the official student-run podcast of Daniel High School. They break down the lunch menu for the week—including the shocking absence of Friday pizza—and share their plans for new recurring segments. The show also features swimmer Bo Shoemake, voted Athlete of the Week, who delivers a confidently exaggerated retelling of his performances at state. The episode wraps up with cold-weather fashion advice, early-season humor, and the debut of the now-classic sign-off: Stay classy, Daniel. Hosts: Bobby, Jet Guests: McCain Rap, Mason, Evan, Bo Shoemake

1.10: Double Digits

⭐ EPISODE 10: Double Digits In the milestone tenth episode of Roarcast, the crew celebrates hitting double digits—and nearly an hour of total podcast runtime—cementing their status as one of the most talked-about shows at Daniel High School. Bobby, Jet, and Mason kick things off reflecting on the podcast’s growth (and their alleged district-wide fame) before previewing a packed lineup of segments. The episode features a spotlight on Daniel’s competitive Mock Trial team, with host McCain sharing insights from their first competition back in over a decade, including a tough matchup against powerhouse Bob Jones. Despite a rocky performance—and an illegal “plead the fifth” moment—the team looks ahead with optimism and determination. Food talk returns as always, with the crew hyping up the possible arrival of highly anticipated dumplings—already being compared (favorably) to Kung Fu Panda-level cuisine. The Athlete of the Week segment introduces Grady Tucker, a self-proclaimed “tri-sport athlete,” who humorously embraces his role as a morale booster and occasional contributor on the field in a guest interview featuring a surprise appearance from a family member. The episode also marks the return of a fan-favorite segment: Miss Google’s weather report. Delivering an absurdly philosophical and chaotic forecast—including psychological mist, canceled weekdays, and airborne frogs—Miss Google once again steals the show with her signature robotic existentialism. The episode wraps with laughs, inside jokes, and the same energy that’s carried Roarcast to ten episodes strong.