The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show is back for season two, and somehow it has returned even stupider, louder, and more chaotic than a goose on an energy drink. These games are so unbelievably stupid they make David Stupid of Stupidcastle look like he’s teaching advanced quantum physics on weekends.

At the helm, of course, is Retro Mike Kennedy — a man who delivers bad jokes with the confidence of someone who genuinely believes they’re good. He doesn’t skip a beat, mostly because he’s never actually found the beat in the first place. The silly games are plentiful, the nonsense is overflowing, and the dignity? Long gone.

And once again, he’s joined by his loyal contestants — or “victims,” as the authorities have started calling them.

• Young Luke, who is now almost allowed out until 6pm, provided h ...