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The Pretty Little Death

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Season 2
Bitterburn by Sierra Simone | Book Review & Discussion
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In this season finale episode, we review Sierra Simone's dark romance novel Bitterburn, book three of the Lyonesse trilogy. If you love spicy retellings, found family suspense, or morally gray anti-hero romance stories, this book club discussion is for you πŸ“š BOOK DETAILS: Title: Bitterburn (Lyonesse Trilogy, Book 3) Author: Sierra Simone Genre: Dark Romance / Erotica / Contemporary Arthurian Retelling Spice Level: 🌢️🌢️🌢️ Our Rating: 2.73/5 Stars Available: YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts & all major podcast platforms 🎧 WHAT WE COVER: βœ… Our honest reactions to the Lyonesse trilogy finale βœ… Mark, Tristan & Isolde's character arcs (and where they fell apart) βœ… The Scales reveal and the Ys's plot hole βœ… That controversial "we've done this before" ending βœ… Our biggest plot holes, corrections, and what we'd change βœ… Individual ratings, book stats, and reader reviews βœ… Whether you should actually read this trilogy πŸ”₯ ROMANCE TROPES IN THIS BOOK: Forced proximity Age gap Anti-hero romance Found family Secret organization/society Arthurian retelling Multiple POV Dub-con elements Power imbalance BDSM dynamics Slow burn reveal Tragic source material reimagined πŸ’¬ OUR HONEST THOUGHTS: We went into Bitterburn excited for the conclusion to the Lyonesse trilogy, but came away divided β€” the spice and the Scales twist landed well, while Mark's characterization and the happily-ever-after ending undercut the tragedy the source material promised. We all agreed the book needed higher stakes (someone should have died!) and that Isolde remained the weakest-written character across all three books. πŸ“– MENTIONED BOOKS & AUTHORS: A Lesson in Thorns by Sierra Simone Salt Kiss by Sierra Simone Honeycutt by Sierra Simone The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown Tusk Love A Bride of Brutal Hearts
The Daedalus Engine by Ash Greer | This Man Published His Fantasy & We Have Notes
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The Daedalus Engine by Ash Greer | Book Review & Discussion In this chaotic, unfiltered episode, we review Ash Greer's self-published sci-fi erotica novel The Daedalus Engine. If you love science fiction, survival romance, or gloriously bad book club discussions, this book club discussion is for you! πŸ“š BOOK DETAILS: Title: The Daedalus Engine Author: Ash Greer Genre: Sci-Fi Erotica Spice Level: 🌢️🌢️🌢️ Our Rating: 0/5 - 1.5/5 Stars Available: Previously on Kindle Unlimited β€” currently unavailable 🎧 WHAT WE COVER: βœ… Full spoiler review of The Daedalus Engine βœ… Male gaze vs. female gaze in erotica β€” and how to spot the difference βœ… Why the Daedalus Engine itself is the biggest plot hole in the book βœ… Craft critique: world-building, pacing, and underdeveloped characters βœ… What this book could have been (and our honest advice for the author) βœ… June Book announcement: Bitter Burn by Sierra Simone ⚑ TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Technical Difficulties & Take Two Intro 3:43 - How We Found This Book & Reddit Origins 6:07 - Plot Summary: Crash, Survive, Sex, Repeat 16:30 - Meet the Characters: Victus, Sarah, Evan & Vayne 19:10 - Male Gaze vs. Female Gaze Breakdown 27:00 - Plot Holes & World-Building Failures 35:48 - The Group Dynamic & Where Things Go 42:25 - Ratings & Honest Feedback for the Author 54:55 - New Shows Announced & Season 3 Preview 58:00 - June Book Announcement: Bitter Burn by Sierra Simone πŸ”₯ ROMANCE TROPES IN THIS BOOK: Alien/new world setting Forced proximity Dom/sub dynamics Size difference Reverse harem/polyamorous group Impregnation Enemies to allies to lovers πŸ’¬ OUR HONEST THOUGHTS: The Daedalus Engine had the bones of an interesting sci-fi concept buried under underdeveloped characters, rushed pacing, and smut scenes that read more like a script than a novel. The hosts gave credit where it was due β€” it's a first book, it was finished, and the author had the guts to put it out there β€” but agreed that spell check, character outlines, and a clearer narrative focus would go a long way. If Ash Greer is out there listening, the door is open and the feedback is genuine. πŸ“– MENTIONED BOOKS & AUTHORS: Salt Kiss by Sierra Simone Bitter Burn by Sierra Simone Not Enough (previously reviewed) The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty The Story of O Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlein The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien Tusk Love (Critical Role) Butcher and Blackbird
Dark Obsessions by Lexi C. Foss | Monster Romance Book Review & Dark Romance Book Club Discussion
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In this chaotic episode of Pretty Little Death, we review Lexi C. Foss's dark monster romance novel Dark Obsessions (Monsters of Darkness Series). If you love monster romance, dark fantasy, paranormal romance, or spicy book reviews, this book club discussion is for you! Pretty Little Death is a dark romance and paranormal romance book club podcast where we read so you don't have to. πŸ“š BOOK DETAILS: Title: Dark Obsessions (Monsters of Darkness) Author: Lexi C. Foss Genre: Dark Monster Romance / Paranormal Romance Spice Level: 🌢️🌢️🌢️🌢️ Our Rating: 1/5 Stars Available: Kindle Unlimited (KU) 🎧 WHAT WE COVER: βœ… Whether the Strigoi lore actually delivers on its promise βœ… The wildly questionable consent arc and safe word reveal βœ… Why the trials are basically participation trophies βœ… A thousand-year-old virgin king and why that's a problem βœ… The infamous dinner scene and the tail situation βœ… Plot holes, mind reading before the blood bridge, and a British accent in Transylvania πŸ”₯ ROMANCE TROPES IN THIS BOOK: Fated Mates Monster Romance Dark Romance Virgin Hero Captive/Forced Proximity Tail Play Immortal x Human Dual POV First Person Safe Word / Consent Negotiation Insta-Love πŸ’¬ OUR HONEST THOUGHTS: Dark Obsessions had a genuinely promising premise β€” a folklore researcher stumbling into the realm of the Strigoi King β€” but the execution fell completely flat. The book leans heavily on explicit content at the expense of world building, character development, and any meaningful plot, and the titular "dark" elements never really materialize. Between the consent issues, the recycled tropes, and a thousand-year-old virgin king who somehow can't pick a lane on whether he wants a mate, this one earns a hard one star and a recommendation to read literally anything else. πŸ“– MENTIONED BOOKS & AUTHORS: Dark Obsessions by Lexi C. Foss (Monsters of Darkness Series) Brutal Prince (referenced as previous episode's read) The Bride of Brutal Hearts by Kate Stevens (current giveaway) Salt Kiss (referenced for fated mate trope comparison) Lioness Trilogy β€” Book 3 (June Book of the Month) The Daedalus Engine by Ash Greer (May Book of the Month) Omegaverse genre (briefly referenced) Not Enough (referenced, title not confirmed) πŸ’€ If you made it this far, drop your most hated book trope in the comments. We read the trash so you don't have to β€” but if you did read this one, you already know. Like and subscribe so you never miss a Pretty Little Death episode, and join our Discord community for book of the month picks, giveaways, and all the chaos in between.
Brutal Prince by Sophie Lark | Book Review & Discussion
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In this chaotic, laugh-until-you-cry episode, we review Sophie Lark's 2022 mafia romance novel Brutal Prince. If you love enemies to lovers, arranged marriage, or forced proximity stories, this book club discussion is for you! πŸ“š BOOK DETAILS: Title: Brutal Prince Author: Sophie Lark Genre: Mafia Romance / Enemies to Lovers Spice Level: 🌢️ Our Rating: 1/5 Stars Available: Amazon, Kindle, Audible, Apple Books 🎧 WHAT WE COVER: βœ… Whether this actually qualifies as a mafia romance β€” and why all three of us think the answer is a hard no βœ… Ada and Callum's rushed enemies to lovers arc, the pacing problems, and a shower scene that had us questioning everything βœ… Major plot holes, dropped characters, and what we would have done differently to make this story actually work πŸ”₯ ROMANCE TROPES IN THIS BOOK: Enemies to lovers Arranged marriage Forced proximity Forced marriage Mafia families Class difference Obsessive ex πŸ’¬ OUR HONEST THOUGHTS: Brutal Prince had all the ingredients for a compelling mafia romance β€” rival Irish and Italian families, a forced marriage between two people who despise each other, and an enemies to lovers slow burn that should have had us hooked. Instead, the mafia elements feel like window dressing on what is essentially a poorly paced love story, Ada's entire personality is sass with nothing underneath it, and Callum reads like a teenage boy's fantasy rather than a seasoned playboy. The hosts collectively gave it a 0.83 average rating, and the only reason it scraped above zero is because Nigel was in a good mood. πŸ“– MENTIONED BOOKS & AUTHORS: Bride of Brutal Hearts β€” Sophie Lark Salt Kiss Series β€” Sophie Lark Most Forgettable Girl Not Enough Sugar Rush
We Didn't Expect to Love This πŸ˜­πŸ“– | The Doctor by E.L. Todd | Feb Book of the Month + Post-Show
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The Doctor by E.L. Todd | Book Review & Discussion In this special extended episode, we review E.L. Todd's forbidden romance novel The Doctor, the first book in her four-book series β€” and we've included our full Post-Show as a bonus for our listeners! If you love slow burn romance, forbidden romance books, or grumpy sunshine stories with unexpected depth, this book club discussion is for you! πŸ“š BOOK DETAILS: Title: The Doctor Author: E.L. Todd Genre: Forbidden Romance, Contemporary Romance Spice Level: 🌢️🌢️ Our Rating: 3.5/5 - 4/5 Stars Available: Kindle, Audible, Kindle Unlimited (Books 2-4) 🎧 WHAT WE COVER: βœ… Full spoiler book review of The Doctor βœ… Forbidden romance tropes: brother's ex-wife, slow burn, grumpy sunshine βœ… Why flat characters can still be completely compelling βœ… The toxic love interest red flags Pepper keeps ignoring βœ… Audiobook narrator discussion (valley girl vocal fry warning) βœ… The biggest plot hole nobody talks about βœ… Romance vs Smut vs Erotica classification βœ… March Book of the Month announcement: Brutal Prince by Sophie Lark πŸ”₯ ROMANCE TROPES IN THIS BOOK: Brother's ex-wife forbidden romance Slow burn romance Grumpy sunshine dynamic Friends to lovers (adjacent) Military hero romance No strings attached gone wrong Divorce recovery & self discovery πŸ’¬ OUR HONEST THOUGHTS: We discuss why this unexpected Stuff Your Kindle Day find became one of our best reads of 2026, why flat characters can still carry a series, and how a knockoff Fifty Shades cover almost stopped us from reading one of our new favorite series. This episode is longer than usual as we have included the full Post-Show as a bonus! πŸ“– MENTIONED BOOKS & AUTHORS: Brutal Prince by Sophie Lark Paladin's Grace by T. Kingfisher A Fate Inked in Blood Saved by the Caladrius by Mary E. Jung Fifty Shades of Grey Salt Kiss Series
2025 Wrap-Up
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I read over 300 books in 2025 and I'm sharing my most memorable readsβ€”both amazing and awful! Join me for The Pretty Little Death's first-ever reading wrap-up as I discuss 12 noteworthy titles from my year of reading nearly a book a day. πŸ“š BOOKS DISCUSSED: BEST READS: Bride of Brutal Hearts - fae vampire romance with representation A Most Forgettable Girl - plus size FMC, matchmaking romance His Orc Lady - female monster romance, fated mates War Maiden - orc warrior romance, enemies to lovers Dark Fae trilogy (combo volume) - vampire fae, MMF romance A Vow of Blood and Tears - deaf/mute FMC, Beauty and the Beast retelling WORST READS: Between Two Kings - disappointing sequel Traitor - dark motorcycle club romance gone wrong A Wife for Silas - disturbing dark romance Valhalla is Full of Hunks - ridiculous premise, no plot Bought - bait and switch murder mystery Entwined - biggest disappointment of the year KEY TOPICS: ✨ AI-generated books flooding the market ✨ Problems with Kindle Unlimited quality ✨ Importance of professional editors vs. ARC readers ✨ Monster romance recommendations ✨ Dark romance vs. truly dark content ✨ Romance industry trends 2025
Honeycutt Review: We HATED This Spicy Romance Book
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Honeycutt by Sierra Simone Book Review | Salt Kiss Sequel Disappointment Is Honeycutt by Sierra Simone worth reading? We're reviewing the spicy romance sequel that left us FRUSTRATED. After loving Salt Kiss, book 2 in the Lyonesse series was a major letdown. Here's our honest romance book review! ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro & What We're Reading 5:00 - Honeycutt Plot Summary 15:00 - Why We're Disappointed 25:00 - Plot Holes & Character Issues 35:00 - The Smut Scenes (Our Rating) 45:00 - Would We Recommend This Book? 50:00 - February Book Pick Reveal πŸ“– IN THIS REVIEW: βœ… Honeycutt vs Salt Kiss comparison βœ… Tristan and Isolde retelling analysis βœ… BDSM romance book review βœ… Spicy romance recommendations βœ… Book series review: Lyonesse trilogy βœ… Sierra Simone author discussion βœ… Romance book plot holes explained βœ… Best spicy books 2025 ⭐ OUR RATING: 2/5 Stars πŸ”₯ BOOKS MENTIONED: Honeycutt by Sierra Simone (2025 release) Salt Kiss by Sierra Simone Bitter Burn by Sierra Simone The Doctor by E.L. Todd πŸ’¬ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY: πŸ“± Discord: https://discord.gg/CYk65uYq6e 🎧 LISTEN ON: Spotify | Apple Podcasts | Amazon Music | Google Podcasts πŸ”” SUBSCRIBE for weekly spicy book reviews, romance book recommendations, and booktok discussions!
How My Neighbor Stole Christmas: A Holiday Romance Disaster
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πŸŽ„ Christmas Eve Special: A Romance Gone Wrong Nigel and the Critic review Megan Quinn's "How My Neighbor Stole Christmas" - a 482-page holiday romance that crashes harder than Santa's sleigh. This Hallmark-meets-Grinch mashup featuring Story Taylor and Cole Black delivers everything you don't want: bad poetry, inconsistent characters, and a plot hole big enough to fit the North Pole. Episode Highlights: First impressions: 9% in and already hating it The narrator vs. Cole Black arguments that break the fourth wall Why dual first-person POV ruins everything Story Taylor: the most insufferable protagonist of 2024 Cole Black: surprisingly good character development wasted Major plot holes: fake injuries and impossible competitions The smut that arrives at 63% and ruins a salvageable story Marry/F*ck/Kill: Atlas, Aunt Cindy, and Taryn edition Our Rating: 1.5/5 stars - Skip this one Next Episode: Honeycutt (Lioness Series Book 2) in January 2025 Join our Discord for book suggestions and real-time discussions!
Seven Years to Sin by Sylvia Day | Book Review & Discussion
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In this episode, we review Sylvia Day's 2012 Regency romance novel Seven Years to Sin. If you love historical romance, spicy romance books, or Bridgerton-style stories, this book club discussion is for you! πŸ“š BOOK DETAILS: Title: Seven Years to Sin Author: Sylvia Day Genre: Historical Romance, Regency Era Romance Spice Level: 🌢️🌢️🌢️ Our Rating: 3/5 Stars Available: Kindle, Audible, Libby App 🎧 WHAT WE COVER: βœ… Full spoiler book review of Seven Years to Sin βœ… Regency romance tropes: widow romance, age gap, forced proximity βœ… Why the subplot was better than the main romance βœ… Historical accuracy issues in Regency era romance βœ… Comparison to contemporary romance vs 2012 romance novels βœ… Audiobook review and narrator discussion βœ… Romance recommendations for longing/yearning readers ⚑ TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro & Book Selection Drama 5:30 - Seven Years to Sin Plot Summary 15:45 - Main Romance vs Subplot Discussion 32:20 - Regency Era Accuracy & That Red Dress 45:10 - Spice Level & Writing Style Analysis 58:30 - Our Rating & Final Thoughts 1:12:00 - Romance Book Recommendations πŸ”₯ ROMANCE TROPES IN THIS BOOK: Widow heroine romance Older woman younger man age gap Childhood longing & yearning Forced proximity on ship journey Class differences & social scandal Marriage of convenience (secondary plot) Infertility representation πŸ’­ OUR HONEST THOUGHTS: We discuss why this longing-heavy romance had a subplot that completely stole the show, the rushed ending that left us wanting more, and how 2012 romance novels differ from today's AI-influenced publishing landscape. πŸ“– MENTIONED BOOKS & AUTHORS: Interview with the Vampire Frankenstein Jane Austen novels Fifty Shades of Grey comparison Bared to You by Sylvia Day When Strangers Marry Brandon Sanderson fantasy recommendations
Not Enough by J.P. Sina DISCUSSION | Omegaverse Book Review Gone WRONG | We Read It So You Don't Have To
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πŸ”₯ BRUTALLY HONEST Omegaverse Book Review πŸ”₯ We're reviewing "Not Enough" by J.P. Sina and Allie Santos - and spoiler alert: this dark romance Omegaverse harem book MISSED THE MARK. If you're wondering whether to read this Kindle Unlimited book, watch this review first! πŸ“š IN THIS EPISODE: βœ… Not Enough book review - full breakdown βœ… Omegaverse explained for beginners βœ… Why this "dark romance" isn't actually dark βœ… Major plot holes you NEED to know about βœ… Spicy book recommendations that are actually GOOD βœ… Kindle Unlimited romance worth your time βœ… Character analysis: the good, bad, and confusing ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro & Content Warning 5:00 - What is Omegaverse? 12:00 - Not Enough Plot Summary 25:00 - Our Ratings & Why We're Disappointed 40:00 - Major Plot Holes Discussion 50:00 - Better Book Recommendations 🚨 CONTENT WARNING: This podcast discusses mature themes including SA, kidnapping, dark romance tropes. NOT for children. Resources available 24/7 - see links below. ⭐ OUR RATING: 1 STAR (and that's generous) BETTER BOOKS WE RECOMMEND: Salt Kiss series Morning Glory Milking Farm Sweet Berries (Mothman romance!) πŸ“– NEXT MONTH'S BOOK: Empire of the Vampire by Jay Kristoff - 727 pages, 4.5 stars, 10K+ reviews! πŸ’¬ JOIN THE CONVERSATION: πŸ”— Discord πŸ“± Instagram🎧 Podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, iHeart Radio COMMENT BELOW: What's YOUR least favorite part of this book if you've read it? Top 3 questions in our Discord get answered next episode! National Human Trafficking Hotline Languages: English, Spanish Hours: 24 hours, 7 days a week 888-373-7888 Text Info to 233733 National Domestic Violence Hotline Languages: English, Spanish and 200+ through interpretation service Hours: 24/7 800-799-7233 Text Begin to 88788 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline Languages: English, Spanish Hours: Available 24 hours 988 Text 988 National Mental Health Helpline 1866-903-3787
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