PorchTalk 🎱Explicit
by Connor Giblin
The PorchTalk
Podcast episodes
Season 1
The Verdict Is In, Patrick Mahomes is Guilty of Mediocrity - Philly Wins the Super Bowl - PorchTalk with Xavier
The Verdict Is In, Patrick Mahomes is Guilty of Mediocrity - Philly Wins the Super Bowl - PorchTalk with Xavier
This was embarrassing. This silenced any Tom Brady v. Patrick Mahomes arguments. Abysmal. Horrendous. Despicable. Terrible. The Cheifs are no longer. This is what happens when you and your wife idolize Donny O'Felon. Cooper DeJean is a dog and Jalen Carter has had quite the year. Nick Schmuckaranni owes Saqoun Barkley his career. It was poetic for the last game of this season to be a boring blowout, as that was the theme of the NFL this season. Cheifs were so bad that Kenny Pickett saw Super Bowl minutes. Drake Maye is still the future - so is PorchTalk.
EMERGENCY EPISODE - LUKA DONCIC TO THE LAKERS
I am frozen. Luka Doncic is a Los Angeles Laker. Luka Doncic is on the same team as Lebron James. For the first time in Lebron James' career, 23 will not be the primary scorer on his team. This ruined my weekend. No team in the NBA beats the Lakers in seven games with a healthy Luka and Lebron.
NFL WILD CARD PREDICTIONS, DRAFT TALK, HOW TO FIX THE 49ers with Mikey and Xavier - PorchTalk #22 - January 10, 2025
NFL WILD CARD PREDICTIONS, DRAFT TALK, HOW TO FIX THE 49ers with Mikey and Xavier - PorchTalk #22 - January 10, 2025
The NFL playoffs are finally here, and what better way to celebrate than three schmucks with no football experience telling you what's going to happen. The 49er's best player this season was shot by a 14-year-old Norteno a week before the season opener. The team fucking sucks, Mikey tries to kickstart the offseason for Kyle Shanahan. Happy New Year.
The Patriots are Horrible but Please Don't Draft Travis Hunter, Xavier has Never Witnessed the Miami Dolphins Winning a Playoff Game, If I was John Lynch What Would I Do? - PorchTalk #21 with Xavier 12/18
The Patriots are Horrible but Please Don't Draft Travis Hunter, Xavier has Never Witnessed the Miami Dolphins Winning a Playoff Game, If I was John Lynch What Would I Do? - PorchTalk #21 with Xavier 12/18
The Patriots suck. The Dolphins suck. The 49ers are even worse. Travis Hunter is not the answer in New England. Xavier comes to terms with the realization that the Dolhpins will never be good.
The Lions are the Team to Beat, Juan Soto Signed With Who?, Travis Hunter Shouldn't be the First WR Off the Board - PorchTalk #20 December 10 with Xavier
The Lions are the Team to Beat, Juan Soto Signed With Who?, Travis Hunter Shouldn't be the First WR Off the Board - PorchTalk #20 December 10 with Xavier
Mama we're back. A month-long hiatus because I got lazy. Embarrassing, Regardless, Travis Hunter should not be the first wide receiver off the board IF he is only being drafted to play wide receiver. Hunter realistically will not play both sides of the football, so if you're drafting him solely based on his wide receiver talents, is Travis Hunter the best wide receiver off the board? No. No, he is not. The Lions are 1A, and the Bills are 1B. They play Sunday at 1;30. Give me Buffalo. Xavier still kinda has his NY accent, so he's PorchTalk's NY representative. We go over Juan Soto to the Mets. Shoutout to our consistent listener in Stockholm Sweden.