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The Paranormies

The Paranormies

by Johnny, Alt Skull, Grognak, and Jack

Government News Commentary

Tartarian Airships: The Final Solution to the ZQ

Dogbot is off on a Paranormies On Location Adventure TM, checking out the Georgia Guidestones. In the meantime, Johnny, Reinhardt, and Jack are joined once again by Alt Skull, this time for a discussion on an (allegedly) dangerous and outdated mode of transportation: the dirigible and the zeppelin; aka the airship. Were they modern inventions of the late 1800's or were they a holdover from the Tartarian Empire? Were they practically useless, barely controllable bags of air, or were they technologically advanced, universally utilized, and thoroughly capable methods of transporting both people and goods to and from literally anywhere? Were they taken from us because they could expose the true nature of the Earth? Was the Hindenburg incident a false flag staged by the controllers of this reality intended to destroy the airship industry and usher in the age of petroleum? Get /kampfy/ and let's go for a ride in a Tartarian Airship! With: Johnny Monoxide, Reinhard, Alt Skull, and Jack Music Break: Burial Waters, by Torchbearer Creepypasta: I Hate It When My Brother Charlie Has to Go Away, read by Reinhardt Von Krie

The Nationalist Enquirer: Annnnnd We're So Back!

You asked for it, so we're gonna give it to you! The Nationalist Enquirer returned on Friday, 10-18, this is the replay of the LIVE show that you missed (don't do that again). The latest in conspiracy news, the most current fake and gay narratives, and of course, a healthy dose of shitposting our way through this Matrix/Truman Show thing we call reality. Join Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Grognak, Hollis, and Æther and maybe a guest or two (or none) as they fiddle while Babylon burns. (As usual, this is a threat) Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, Æther Music Break: Diggy Diggy Hole, by Wind Rose Necronormiecon: Putting Death Unto Death, read by Otterwaffen Jack

You'd Better Believe In Resets, You're In One: With Lucius Aurelian

One of our favorite guests and content creators, Lucius Aurelian from the Restitutor Orbis YouTube channel joins Johnny and Hollis for a dive into reset theory. Has inorganic language propagation occurred throughout history or is that just a conspiracy theory? Is there actually evidence of a reset happening right now? Let's get /comfy/ and see... Panel: Johnny, Hollis Guest: Lucius Aurelian Find him here: www.youtube.com/@Restitutor_Orbis_214 Creepypasta: Demaflu, written and read by Hollis

Season 9 Finale: We'll Be Back

The season that (almost) never ended is finally over! Johnny, Skull and Hollis sit down for a recap of the multitude of episodes we've done this season, from Tunnel Jews™️ to the Dead Internet Theory to more Paranormal America, cryptids, and spooks. And let's not forget all the gayops and psyops we've endured and seen straight through from the Burning Bush(nell) to the phony election and every fake and gay non happening in between. So...get /comfy/ and let's replay Season 9! Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Hollis Creepypasta: Blood Sucking Bastards, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way Past The Moon (We Didn't Go)

The return of Alt Skull brings another moon episode. Or rather, another FAKE and GAY moon mission episode. We know the Artemis thing was a couple weeks ago, but hey, we didn't talk about it yet. Johnny and Skull discuss the many weird and funny anomalies surrounding the TOTALLY REAL AND NOT FAKE AT ALL, Artemis II moon "misson", where they went around the moon, but never landed...like we supposedly did in the late 60's and 70's Anyway, get /comfy/ and let's "go to the moon"...again. Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull Creepypasta: Staring Doll, read by Reinhardt (RIP)

Season 6

Twerking Inna Red Zone, Inaugurated Onna Green

A new day has begun, a new administration has been inaugurated…or has it? Green screens, razor wire, face swaps, and glitchy puppets: this already seems fake and gay to us. Was this real, was it prerecorded, was it streamed 11 hours early in Spain? How many 'Day One" executive orders did Joe Biden sign? A lot less than tribesmen and rappers pardoned by Trump, that's for sure. From espionage to money laundering, if you're a felon who doesn't celebrate Christmas, Trump had a pardon for you. After all the inauguration nonsense, the goys find out that Covid is indeed, as they had always suspected, fake and also gay. Get /comfy/ and enjoy preseason content please. With: Johnny Monoxide, Bradshaw Wilson, Reinhardt Von Krieger, Dogbot, Jack The Intern Music Break: Cause 4 Concern, by Time Stopper Creepypasta: Slideshow, read by Bradshaw Wilson Johnny's Twitter: Got shoah'd, press F

The Great Reset & More With Jonathan McCormack

The guys start off Season 6 with a guest: Jonathan McCormack, writer, artist, conspiracy theory enthusiast, and a huge fan of spoop in general. He has written about angels, aliens, and demons, nephilim, djinn, and other extra "something" entities, psychic and supernatural connections of humans to the universe, and most recently, The Great Reset and Klaus Schwab. How does nanotechnology play into their transhumanist agenda and who exactly is behind it? How does technology replace religion? How virtual do these people want to take society, and how much wealth is in unhealthy tech? Get /comfy/ and get ready for a new season of spoop! With: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack Guest: Jonathan McCormack, check him out here: Blog: jonathanmccormack.medium.com Artwork: jonathanmccormack.com Music Break: Hello/At the Maw of the Black Mountain, by Storm King Creepypasta: Dancing Down An Indian Hallway In Darkness, read by Bradshaw Wilson

Klaus, Swab Uranus With Pigs, In Space (Press) [X]

Space-X fails but the gibs never stop Link to crash vid: https://twitter.com/aeopch/status/1356702224957792261/video/1 Pluto demoted one more time. Space travel, like sprinkles, is for winners (and apparently, cancer patients) Multiple Masks Mandatory? You can shove that Covid up your ass…literally SNL has never been funny. Well, maybe. JEWISH SPACE LASERS GameStonk and the F&G 6,000,000 MMDNW Transpresident predictive programming With: Johnny, Dogbot, Jack Music Break: Busted, by Future Cut Creepypasta: Hell, read by Jack Hoffmen

Backpage.Spoop.com & The Bill of Birthrights:

Season 6 continues with more possible fake and gay habbenings, silver shorts and stonk memes did not crash the market, alphabet orgs do ackshual terrorism on ackshual Americans. In the second half and a half, the goys get into the "modern-day Indiana Jones" Timothy Alberino's book, Birthright. Almost 10 years in the making, Alberino covers a very interesting biblical narrative covering the creation of mankind, their connection to angels, and how they have squandered their God-given birthright. Are aliens demons? Is the Big Bang Theory a narrative that can coexist within the biblical narrative? Do aliens pilot "craft"? How do the Nephilim breeding programs and transhumanism fit in here? Lots of otherworldly content to consoom, get /comfy/ fam. If it's the weekend, it's the Paranormies! With: Johnny Monoxide, Reinhardt Von Krieger, Dogbot, Jack The Intern Music Break: Posthuman, by JK Flesh Creepypasta: My Daughter Learned To

Superspreader Cope Mask Ritual: AKA The Big Ga(y)me

Lone Skum Manipulating Crypto? Sportsball, Satan, and Superspreaders A Bit of the TGA: Tom Terrific or Tr@nny Tommy More Tech Censorship of "Conspiracies" CDC Double Mask Mandate "Hero Cop" Lawyers Up There Is Also More…but Jack wasn't there to take notes With: Johnny, Dogbot, Music Break: The Breeze Of Immunity, by Ancients

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