Blanka's first one-on-one with Cruella goes about as warmly as a handshake with an icicle - cowboy boots, leopard print, and a demand for daily progress reports before coffee. Then she learns Geneva's cruelest rule: everything closes at 6pm, and Thursday is the only day you can buy bread after work. Cue a 150-franc dinner for one, a fiftieth-apartment hunt with Madame Patience, and a French class where the only sentence she means is "I'm looking for an apartment that doesn't make me cry."

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