I read from decanter to decathlon.

"A Complicated Song" by "Weird Al" Yankovic:

https://youtu.be/iOGXmmLSSdE

When I first saw the title to this song I was really hoping it would be some crazy thing with complicated lyrics and music. It's not. 

But I'm not disappointed with the song! 

An "are" is 100 square meters (about 1,076 square feet) which is 10m x 10m (about 31 ft x 31 ft).

A "hectare" is 100 times bigger: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hectare

The word of the episode is "decapod".

Theme music from Tom Maslowski

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