“Dashing through the….BLOOD.” It’s time for some cheesy bi-scary Christmas movie taglines because we’re reviewing the original BLACK CHRISTMAS! Years before making a movie about babies that are geniuses, Bob Clark made this cult classic about sorority sisters being stalked by a maniac hiding in the attic who really needs to put his phone away or just get a TikTok account because he won’t stop calling them. There’s Topanga’s aunt from BOY MEETS WORLD. There’s Lois Lane. There’s a really toxic boyfriend pianist. There’s a house mother who rinses her mouth with brandy. And our favorite horror movie cop John Saxon is back!