#495: Boyz II Men - II (1994)

The Abrahams brace themselves for album #495: II by the R&B vocal powerhouse Boyz II Men. Abraham and AbraHAM immediately lock horns with Rolling Stone’s bizarre blurb, questioning the existence of "mammoth hits," "audaciously Baroque" tracks, and interludes that supposedly leave you "sobbing in the fetal position."

They dive into the Philadelphia group’s performing arts high school origins, their unique four-lead-singer dynamic, and the heavy-hitting production roster (including Babyface and his legendary run). However, technical perfection doesn't necessarily equal a great listening experience. The hosts vent their frustrations over the album's arbitrary sequencing, pandering spoken-word intros, and a 60-minute runtime that completely overstays its welcome—proving it's the absolute wrong so ...