What the hell was that? Now that Nancy has been rescued from the dragon pit and Scott has mopped up the floor after a Sense8 marathon, we're back in the studio and cranking out episodes. This episode covers episodes 7 & 8 of House of the Dragon, with the next two finishing the season. Those are in the hopper now getting a hot oil massage and should be up any hour now as well.

In the meantime, crybabies are getting their chance to rewrite television and we're having none of it. Grab a bottle of Slug-o-cola and bear witness to:

- How to rewrite GoT you frigging baby!

- Helena is not autistic and they don’t have lightbulbs!

- Dragon Porn

- Essos Hollywood

- The Monster under the boards.

- Getting it from behind.