Buckle up, besties, because Hilary and Simone are back with another episode of Super Definitely Not Problematic, where they deep-dive into the unhinged, the oddly educational, and the things you definitely should NOT bring up at family dinner.

First up: rat rabbits (yes, we said RAT. RABBIT. Let that nightmare fuel sink in). Are they a genetic glitch? A government psy-op? Or just further proof that Mother Nature is out here playing Sims with no cheat codes? Either way, we’re horrified.

Next, meet Sid, the baby sloth, who is living proof that you don’t need to do much to be iconic. This, naturally, leads to our official declaration of Sloth Girl Winter™️, a season dedicated to slow living, maxing out your bed-rotting stats, and perfecting the art of simply not. (If “hustle culture” makes you itch, this one’s for you.)

BUT—while s ...