Episode 7 of Sunday School Slackers! Chris Mac and Mateo debate which Bible character has the biggest "unc energy" (Elisha and the bear-mauling incident is a strong contender), spiral into a surprisingly serious debate about whether Jesus was actually short, and share VBS stories — including the moment they discovered their curriculum was published by Mormons. Then Chris tells the full, chaotic story of his time as a college mascot, complete with a kid, a plastic sword, and a costume malfunction.

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