This week on Sugar Before Bed, Andrew takes you on a spiral of unhinged stories and thoughts you didn’t know you needed. From a man who climbs into a chimney to rescue his dog, a Minneapolis community that throws an annual pencil-sharpening festival, and him accidentally calling 911 on himself mid-show, this one is for sure must-watch TV.

Andrew also dives into Florida gators returning golf clubs, a rant on bars using their waitresses as clickbait, and the absolute fever dream that is online sex doll reviews. Sprinkle in some petty bird revenge and a homeless man who demands a fortune cookie, and you’ve got yourself an episode that’s equal parts chaotic and oddly heartwarming.

Timestamps

00:00 Intro

00:13 Bird Update

01:41 Man Stuck In Chimney

04:00 Accidental 911 Call

05: ...