(Apologies to Randy Newman.) Wienermobile update! Plus, various news items featuring stupid people and stupid journalism: Dead airline flight attendant who died with a sock in her mouth. Stupid “dry scooping” TikTok challenge victim. And a crazy Danish artist makes off with money he thinks is his for a piece of artwork that seems to us to be even stupider than standard contemporary art.

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