In this episode of Bad Thoughts, Nick and Sam unravel the ancient mysteries of human stupidity — from town criers being the OG Twitter notifications to Joe Rogan as the medieval town gossip.

They spiral through Dragon Ball Z, Adult Swim nostalgia, legal prostitution loopholes in Arizona, horse-girl economics, and forgotten Victorian jobs like “knocker uppers” and “phrenologists.”

A chaotic, hilarious, and slightly educational descent into history’s weirdest side hustles.

🧠 Topics include:

Joe Rogan as the modern town crier

Dragon Ball Z & Adult Swim memories

Fornicators, knock-up jobs, and the world’s oldest side hustles

Horse girls and the cost of equestrian love

Ice men, phrenologists, and sewer scavengers

Simps, voicemails, and childhood marketing scams

👂 Listen till the end — b ...