Welcome back to Some Topic, the only podcast where two over-caffeinated minds try to make sense of civilization’s dumbest decisions — from the invention of the chair to the questionable genius of the spork. In this episode, Nick and his co-host unravel humanity’s surrender to sitting, the drama behind the first door slam, and why every office chair might secretly be a throne on wheels for wannabe kings of productivity.

Expect Nerf sponsorship conspiracies, philosophical breakdowns about gravity and beanbags, and a full-on debate about the most uncomfortably “productive” chair ever designed. Later, we venture into Exhibit D: The Spork Wars — where spoon diplomacy meets fork aggression — before wrapping with existential questions about privacy, NDAs, and whether Goofy is, in fact, dating a cow. Logic is seasonal, facts are optional, and our u ...