We say our goodbyes to Yang's Campaign and shuffle through Michael Bloomberg's racist skeletons in the closet. The energy picks up in the second half where we shoutout Trump's Nascar pace lap, the author of the infamous "Snake Orgy" article, and Klobuchar not knowing who Mexico's president is. We bring an unprecedented number of stories to the second half including but not limited to: Lifesaving AI, Homeless couple hired to serve eviction notices, YouTuber dies trying to prank Grizzly Bear, and the glorious tale of "Penis Man"