Welcome to Slam Drunk, a podcast hosted by Mike & Drew, two adorably inappropriate college best friends who just want to talk sports while slamming some beer. Each week they'll be burping their way through a different six pack while discussing which slam dunk was the slammiest, which touchdown was the touchiest, and which home run was the homiest. Behind the scenes managing, umping, and juicing is college bud, Aug.
We're back with a Fantasy Football punishment to remember! After losing the Fantasy Johns 2023 Toilet Bowl, and despite having the most points scored and highest Bonage Index (BI) (5:25), Aug has to spend 13 hours in a Buffalo Wild Wings (0:01). He can only leave after he eats, drinks, and burps his way out. Thankfully, many friends stop by to keep him company as he overindulges, including Kaadir (20:21), and their waitress, who turns out is an awesome rapper named Let Em Kno Lay (17:32). Not only do Mike and Drew come out of their caves to record with Aug, but one special visitor clogs the only toilet in the establishment by 11:30 AM (13:49). The guys review Sam Adams Cold Snap (19:18). And despite terrible audio quality due to the BWW recording location, Aug writes and preforms a song to commemorate losing the fantasy league (10:30).
*PSA: Chili’s IN, Buffalo Wild Wings OUT On this Philly Special episode of Slam Drunk, the guys celebrate the Philly sports teams’ recent success, Philly’s amazing fans (24:45), and the wedding of two best friends. To kick off the celebrations, Aug sings his Fantasy champion parody song (1:00), Mike reviews his new kitty cat, Glove Box (7:53), and Drew and Mike sing a track from their highly anticipated Philly Special Christmas Album (14:21). Later, we celebrate our recently married pod-host in a pre-recorded wedding night segment, featuring The Hunter with Shiner Bock and The Gut Shuffler(40:06). Lastly, the guys get shitty on recent heartbreaking sports losses, but ultimately decide that it’s alright to eat at Chili’s again (47:42)
In the season 2 finale the boys decide to shoot straight from the hip without a script and tackle life’s biggest questions of Death, God, and Beer. In a role reversal, Aug has to guess which beer Mike and Drew have picked for the finale (4:44). The boys Get Shitty (11:34). Next, a commercial for the new, patented NFL Head Condoms (21:34). A fair bit of goofing around takes place during the Impromptu Snack Review (23:20). Aug finally guesses the mystery beer in the Beer Review (31:30). Finally, all rise for another sermon from the Pastor of the Church of Football (37:30). Thanks for burping along with us!
This episode of Slam Drunk is sponsored by Meal Replacement Vapes (4:29). This week Mike, Drew, and Aug dive into the Wild West of sports gambling. First up, the guys try to guess real or made-up horse names in Off to the Races(6:24), then they kind of just goof around (CW: Loud burps) (17:55). After the goofing around, the boys get serious and talk about their top tips and tricks for sports gambling (19:33). Then the guys cash in with their second commercial break (31:05). Later, Aug interviews open source investigative expert, Flamingo Lingo, and the two discuss match fixing (32:58). And make sure to hang around for our impromptu interview with the spider from under Mike’s beer can (62:16)
On this episode the guys answer caller questions doubting The Process (0:38), receive a voice note from an old friend, Carmenthol Anferneè (5:26), review the professional games they attended over the 2021-2022 season (12:32), interview an Eagles season ticket holder mid-game (23:19), take a commercial break (28:17), and review Back Forty Beer Company’s Naked Pig (9:10)(31:26). Lastly, we want to thank friends of Slam Drunk, East, for making a special call to Dominos on behalf of a fantasy football rivalry (39:16), and a secret admirer who keeps emailing us (@slamdrunkpod@gmail.com) fan fiction (42:43)