Episode notes
- NBA playoffs recap, feat. The Washington Wizards
- Lane Kiffin Was Right (weird!)
- Kirby says the quiet part (whoops!)
- Ted Cruz egg discourse returns (sorry!)
- Georgia mercenary lore
- Dangerous toys of the twentieth century
- Bison breeding detour
- Jaxson Dart conspiracy theory debunked (by replacing it with another, better conspiracy theory) (that's not real either)
- We're all getting really into crying, join us
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