In this episode—A.K.A. Ralph Longfellow—we break down the top places on Earth we’d strictly refuse to inhabit, pay tribute to Ralph Longfellow (undisputed candidate for most interesting man alive), and crank the volume on the unassailable glory of Dad Rock. It’s the podcast about nothing that makes you think of something. Press play, turn down the volume to check if your engine is making a weird noise, and enjoy.