Shark Tells: A Movie Review Podcast

by Shark Tells

Hey dudes, surfs up! Welcome to your new favorite podcast: Shark Tells! Join us on our journey to watch every film in everyone's favorite horror sub-genre: shark movies. Heavy on the sarcasm, heavy on the jokes – stick around to ~get lit & get bit~ with us! 

Podcast episodes

  • Season 2

  • S02 E02 - Episode 25 | Santa Jaws

    S02 E02 - Episode 25 | Santa Jaws

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY ANIMALS! We wanted to do it last year....we wanted to do it in July.....BUT IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR A HOLIDAY EPISODE! Join us as we watch Santa Jaws and sing way too many songs.

    55:00
  • S02 E01 - Episode 24 | Virus Shark

    S02 E01 - Episode 24 | Virus Shark

    WE'RE BACK B*TCHES. Welcome to Season 2. Today we're talking about BDE and some sort of COVID variant that comes from....Sharks? Honestly, just have a headphone warning because we forgot how sensitive the mics are. Enjoy...or not?

    01:02:43
  • Season 1

  • S01 E23 - Episode 23 | Darktide

    S01 E23 - Episode 23 | DarktideExplicit

    What is a wingy dingy? Tune in this week to hear us talk about the continuation of the Dana's neighbors saga....I mean the Halle Berry film – Darktide. We introduce our new rating system, talk a lot about why Jeff shouldn't be cal...

    01:06:03
  • S01 E22 - Episode 22 | BONUS: The Fast and The Furious

    S01 E22 - Episode 22 | BONUS: The Fast and The FuriousExplicit

    What are we eating this time? What scene are we on? How many times did we have to pause? Join us as we become part of Dom Toretto's familia in our live watch-through of The Fast and The Furious. We reference this franchise in almo...

    58:12
  • S01 E21 - Episode 21 | Year One Ranking Special

    S01 E21 - Episode 21 | Year One Ranking SpecialExplicit

    Is it raining? Join us as we rank our first 20 movies on the one-year anniversary of the first episode of Shark Tells!

    46:26