Ho Ho Ho, it is I, jolly ol' St. Nick. And do I have a present for you. That's right, a whole new episode of the Second Rate Saints podcast.

Hey, don't give me that attitude. You think inflation only affects you people on the continent. We are going through our own problems up here in the North Pole. You think it's easy keeping these elf unions at bay with the markets behaving the way they are. We tried to offer them Santa-Coin in-lieu of bonuses this year but apparently they think they're too good for speculative digital currencies. If it's works for Elon Musk, it should work for me. You know what, maybe just write to him next Christmas since all a y'all seem to like him so much. Have him stuff one of his rockets under your Tesla-branded Christmas Tree. I'm sick of this garbage. I'm putting you all on the naughty list next year.

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