So… when are you going to have kids?’ If you’ve ever had that question thrown at you like small talk, this episode is for you.

Today on Rockin’ on the Porch, Mishi and Giggles start with a weird church dream featuring a pregnant 70‑year‑old and end up in a real conversation about fertility, pressure, and what it’s like when people act like your body is their business.

From there we pivot straight into chaos: a dating scenario where you’re on the perfect first date… until you realize he’s the same guy your friend is talking to on a dating app. Do you walk out, call him out, or team up with your bestie and make him sweat?

We also get into:

Alligators snatching small dogs and the ‘of course we’d punch an alligator for our pets’ energy.

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