Hypnosis, Toxic Dating Bios & Why...
Hypnosis, Toxic Dating Bios & Why Our Love Language Is Insults
Explicit
Rockin' On The Porch by Rockin' On The Porch
E133
May 17, 2026
44:44
Episode notes

You know that friend who says “no music, just vibes” on a road trip? We start this episode there…

From there, we slide into something a lot darker: hypnotists, “glimmering,” and whether someone could actually get you to do something awful and erase the memory. Mishi shares a wild story about an experiment where a guy is hypnotized into doing something he doesn’t remember, and we ask the big questions—who would abuse a power like that first? Politicians, sales reps, or that one manipulative family member?

Then it’s time for one of the most unhinged dating app bios we’ve ever read. This guy calls dating apps “a catalog of fat single moms,” “not as fat women” selling content, and “mentally ill creepy men who decided they’re women”… while still actively using the app himself. We break down why it’s such a walking red flag a ... 

Keywords
rockin on the porch podcast
hypnosis story
mind control experiment
toxic dating app bio
online dating over 30
single moms and dating apps
friendship love language
comedy podcast for women
road trip horror stories
modern relationships and boundaries