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Rockin' On The Porch

Rockin' On The Porch

by Rockin' On The Porch

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Season 1

Ep. 1 Don't Walk On The Shag Carpet

Join Papa Tony, Mishi, and Giggles as they walk down very embarassing memory lane. This trio discuss absolutely ridiculous topics, and show case their dark sense of humors. You don't want to miss out on the insane things that come out of these 3 mouths.

First Date Red Flag: He Brought His Best Friend

First-date red flag: you show up to dinner, and your date’s best friend is already at the table to make sure you are not weird. In this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi debate whether you would sit down, call for backup, leave immediately, or stay for the free meal. They also react to a bizarre story involving a former deputy, a patrol-car crash, a phone, and a brake-failure excuse that does not exactly hold up. Then the conversation turns into a prison hypothetical—young and healthy or older and facing the end of life behind bars?—before landing on strange dating profiles, a Viking helmet, and a horse in a hat. If you like funny dating stories, awkward relationship conversations, ridiculous real-life news, and best-friend-style comedy, follow Rockin’ on the Porch for more porch-side chaos. Don't forget to watch us on Youtube. Chapters: 00:00 Camera Chaos With the Dog 01:53 First Date With a Chaperone 07:43 Soaking and Bedroom Chaperones 08:52 Is It Florida Segment Returns 09:09 Deputy Crashes Watching Porn 14:59 Prison Age Hypothetical 24:51 Prison Persona and Alliances 26:39 Dating Profile Ryan Review 33:00 Creepy Goodbye and Signoff *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

You Find Your Photo in a Stranger’s Bathroom

What would you do if you found a framed photo of yourself in the bathroom of someone you had just met? On this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi turn that creepy hypothetical into a hilarious discussion about emergency exits, suspicious strangers, imaginary 911 calls, and whether you would leave your friend behind. They also talk about a Florida man accused of stealing Smokey Bear signs, debate the strange internet horror world of the Backrooms, wonder whether monsters or endless empty rooms are scarier, and get distracted by IKEA meatballs. Plus, a dating-profile conversation brings mayonnaise, smoldering eyes, and a chicken into the mix. Follow or subscribe to Rockin’ on the Porch and watch on Youtube for more funny, casual conversations about dating, awkward moments, weird news, and everyday life. Chapters: 00:00 Porch Show Kickoff 01:14 Bathroom Photo Panic 05:53 Florida Fiction Headlines 11:26 Backrooms Explained 19:23 IKEA Meatball Mission 22:32 Alexa Witchy Interruption 26:05 Creepy Doll Camera Fall 28:28 Mysterious Door Debate 29:06 Mitchell and Mayo Dating 32:49 Sign Off and Plugs *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Would You Erase Your Ex From Your Memory?

Would you erase your ex from your memory—or make them forget you? On this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi turn a Men in Black-style memory eraser hypothetical into a funny, honest conversation about dating, betrayal, awkward memories, exes, and the mistakes that shape us. They also talk about teaching a spouse to drive, passenger-seat panic, a late-night festa adventure with a live bar camera feed, a drunk lawnmower driver in Florida, online-dating profiles, and a cheeky way to handle someone staring at your boobs. It is casual porch talk, real-life stories, relationship opinions, and plenty of laughs. Follow or subscribe to Rockin’ on the Porch for more funny conversations about dating, everyday life, awkward moments, and whatever else comes up on the porch. Don't forget to watch us on Youtube!!! Chapters: 00:00 - Teaching a Spouse to Drive 06:00 - The Live Camera Feed at the Bar 10:00 - Called the Wrong Name on a Date 12:00 - Florida, Fiction, or Another State? 15:00 - Finding a Men in Black Memory Eraser 29:00 - Online Dating Profile Review 32:00 - Is He a Date or a Tinkering Buddy? 34:00 - What to Do When He Stares at Your Boobs 35:00 - Closing Porch Talk *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Can You Really Be Friends With an Ex?

Can you really be friends with an ex, or does someone always still have feelings? On this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi talk relationship boundaries, best friends who are exes, texting habits, secret intentions, and what respect should look like when someone has moved on. They also tackle a stranger outside the window with flowers, suspicious visitors and home cameras, and an “Is It Florida?, fiction or another state?” story about a fugitive who allegedly applied to work as a police dispatcher. Add in dating-profile pros and cons, a protective pig, social-media oversharing, therapist jokes, and ’90s gag gifts, and you have another porch conversation that goes everywhere. Follow or subscribe to Rockin’ on the Porch, and join the conversation: are you friends with any of your exes—and how is that working out? Chapters: 00:00 - Meet Giggles and Mishi 01:15 - Stranger Outside the Window With Flowers 08:05 - Is It Florida?, Fiction or Another State? 08:30 - Fugitive Applies to Be a Police Dispatcher 12:20 - Can You Be Friends With an Ex? 27:15 - Dating Profile Pros and Cons 34:00 - Therapist Joke and Optimistic Dating 36:00 - ’90s Gag Gifts and Cigarette Poppers 39:00 - Closing Thoughts and Listener Callout *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

He Posted His Hiding Spot—and Still Got Caught

A man allegedly hiding from police posts online that he is at home, then makes matters worse by revealing he is hiding in a cabinet. Naturally, we have questions. On this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi kick things off with a party predicament: what do you do when you show up dressed for a costume party and everybody else is in formalwear? From old-lady costumes and themed karaoke nights to Tiger King photo memories, the chaos is already in motion. Then we dive into a more relatable conversation about relationships, friendship, and priorities. Why do some people instantly show up for family, friends, and everybody else—but leave their partner feeling ignored? Can someone really call you a priority if they always put you last? We talk about unanswered texts, feeling left out, becoming too comfortable in relationships, and why small acts of intention can matter more than grand gestures. Plus, we react to one truly wild dating-profile scenario involving a car fire, s’mores, and some seriously suspicious behavior. Follow the show, share this episode with your funniest friend, and come rock on the porch with us. Chapters: (00:00) Podcast intro chaos (02:30) The wrong-party outfit dilemma (06:00) Theme parties and costume stories (08:00) He posted his hiding spot (10:00) Oversharing on social media (12:00) Why partners get put last (20:00) Ignored texts and mixed signals (24:00) Feeling excluded on purpose (27:00) Comfort versus commitment (34:00) Love is intention and time (41:00) The burning-car dating profile (45:00) Final dating red flags *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Awkward Dates, Red Flags, and a Flying Crab Leg

Awkward date stories, dating red flags, and a flying crab leg take over this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch. Giggles and Mishi laugh through some truly unforgettable dating moments: the guy with a collection of expensive watches who could not tell the time, the restaurant date where a giant crab leg flew across the room, and the question of whether one awkward moment can ruin an entire date. They also dig into online dating, first-date lies, possessive behavior, oversharing, social-media stalking, and the difference between a sweet gesture and a major red flag. Would you be flattered—or freaked out—if someone arrived on your second date with your entire family tree? Follow Rockin’ on the Porch for weekly funny, real, and slightly chaotic conversations about dating, life, relationships, and everything in between.

Secret Heiress, Florida Man in a Dryer & The Most Toxic Prenup Clauses

You can’t make everyone happy… you’re not a taco. In this episode of Rockin’ On The Porch, Giggles and Mishi go from small‑town life to secret heiress drama, Florida man chaos, and the most unhinged prenup clauses you’ve ever heard. First, an estate attorney shows up with a yellow folder and tells Giggles she’s the long‑lost child of a wealthy Rothfella family. To get the money, she’d have to leave her normal life behind and step into a full‑time socialite role—press conferences, cameras everywhere, Princess Diaries makeover, the works. Would you trade your quiet, small‑town world for elite money and fame, or stay the “boring” girl who spills soup and breaks plates in peace? Then it’s “Is it Florida, Fiction, or Another State?”, where a fugitive is caught hiding in a dryer… and Mishi admits she used to climb into dryers for fun, grab people’s legs, and once had her brother turn it on while she was inside. Finally, the prenup conversation goes deep: cheating clauses with huge penalties, rules about holidays with in‑laws, limits on how many kids you’re allowed to have, even weight‑limit clauses that dock you money if you gain. Would you sign a prenup like that, or could some of these rules actually become motives for murder? If you love true crime‑adjacent stories, small‑town humor, and real talk about relationships, money, and boundaries, this one’s for you. Grab a snack, rock on the porch with us, and tell us where you land: secret heiress, Florida dryer, or “absolutely not” on those prenup clauses. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Public I Love You, Ghosting Queens, And Love Bombs

In this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi pour some tea and dive straight into the messy side of modern love. We start with a “journey” into a crowded bar where a new guy suddenly blurts out “I love you” in front of everyone… and Giggles is ready to bolt for the bathroom with a case of “explosive diarrhea.” When a public love confession catches you off guard, do you stay, smile, or ghost? From there, we get real about ghosting, what it’s like to be the “queen of ghosting,” and how it feels when someone you only see as a buddy is fighting hard for your heart. Mishi shares a real story about a drunk love declaration in front of her brother and the very awkward car ride home that followed. Then we shift into dating apps, pilots, cockpits, and questionable photos, talking about why too‑perfect profiles set off alarms and why attention that feels good can still come with red flags. We also break down love bombing: the guy who texts “good morning, beautiful” and “good night, I’m thinking of you” nonstop after just a few days, controlling comments like “don’t get too dressed up,” and how to tell the difference between real love and toxic intensity. There’s real talk about communication in relationships, sharing locations for safety (not control), and how past experiences with “shitty people” shape our boundaries now. It’s messy, funny, and honest porch‑side conversation about modern love, ghosting, and the awkward ways we all try to protect our peace. If you’ve ever cringed through a public “I love you,” ignored red flags because the attention felt nice, or zoomed in on dating app photos wondering “is this Photoshop?”, this episode is for you. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Too Trusting, Too Clumsy, and Too Positive

Apparently, the Sunday before Father’s Day is… not Father’s Day. In this week’s Rockin’ on the Porch, Mishi shares how her mom casually asked, did you call your father for Father’s Day, so she panicked, called her dad, and texted Papa Tony and the son‑in‑law with heartfelt messages only to get, Thanks for the kind words but you’re a week early. From there, things stay chaotic in the best way. We jump into a what would you do scenario: you’re at a friend’s house, you accidentally break something that looks insanely expensive and possibly sentimental, and no one sees. Are you confessing, blaming the cat, or carefully propping it back up and praying? That hypothetical leads straight into a real‑life story about a broken vase, the wrong kind of super glue, and a husband who eventually notices something is very off. We also talk about: Being the clumsy friend who’s always breaking something and whether we’d actually confess or lose sleep over it for a week. Fake positivity vs. real support. Good vibes only, just be grateful, and why certain people’s “advice” feels more like guilt than comfort. Family members who don’t like you doing a podcast but still smile to your mom’s face, and how that two‑faced support shows up as fake nice and fake encouragement. The difference between friends who genuinely listen and validate your feelings and those who can’t wait for you to stop talking so they can jump in. If you’ve ever been a little too trusting, a little too clumsy, or a little too tired of hearing just be grateful, you’re going to feel very seen in this episode. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and come laugh it out on the porch with us. New episodes every Sunday. Share this one with a friend who loves a good what would you do story. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

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