This 15 minute newscast full of funny news stories includes (news lol) on Texas Tech's decision to stop their students' tortillas tossing tradition... also on some juveniles accused of doing a bad job at delinquency in South Jersey, where a woman is about to be sentenced for admitting to torching a man's home, because he fell asleep and didn't answer the door after a booty call. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.