Funny news stories this time will NOT include a story I deleted from the top of the 2nd section (full disclosure lol), which explains the out of context way I started that section...however...WILL include one on a guy in Kansas arrested for rolling up to a stranger's home in a stolen pickup, asking for gas and for the homeowner to not call the cops, but the homeowner did... also on a Westchester County trio in New York caught on surveillance video vandalizing an amusement park and stealing about 200-teddy bears...also a follow-up point to last Sunday's heist at the Louvre in Paris...and there are apparently some people in Arizona who go out to find toads and lick them. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.