Funny news stories in this episode includes a former strip club worker in Florida who's facing a battery charge, because cops say he caused bodily harm to his former boss by hitting him with a cheeseburger... also a central Pennsylvania pastor's sermon that featured an assault rifle the reverend used as a prop...and the restoration of breasts on an Irish statue...along with two new Guinness World Records for two donkeys in England. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.