Includes stories on how cops in Minnesota are looking for a man only said to be 'involved in a wedding,' when he shot another man once in each leg at the ceremony...also on how a Colorado TV crew helped cops catch a suspected armed robber, because the photog spotted the man walking behind their live shot...and on the 26 year old man in England who got nine years in prison after stabbing a bouncer, snorting some cocaine and drinking ten pints of beer, while out celebrating the gender of his first child. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.