Includes stories on a drunk guy in Florida arrested after stumbling around an Applebee's restaurant parking lot while wearing a pink wig, fake breasts and pink thongs... also on former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson being attacked by an ostrich while with his family on a drive thru safari in Texas... and on the French paratrooper who ended up dangling from a stadium roof, after his parachute caught the roof's edge before a rugby match. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays...