Includes stories on how a banana got arrested for shoving a lobster in Athens Georgia- or more specifically a man in a banana suit was cuffed for pushing a fan of the local hockey team Rock Lobsters... also on how an Italian doctor is in trouble for giving his pet cat a CAT scan in a hospital, before surgery for a collapsed lung... and on a California hot air balloon company's 'mile high club' promotion for lovers...along with parodies and celebrity birthdays.