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by Russell David Owens
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Season 2
Aaron Donald Returns
Dear Carlsbad, Aaron Donald has returned. Does this cement a Super Bowl run? I sure hope this addition gives a ray of sunshine to Ramily fans. That picture was to commemorate Junior Seau. The 20 year linebacker in the National Football League was a great man. He made many people smile with his football ability. Sincerely, David
Myles Garrett Hand In Earth
Dear Carlsbad, Rams lit up Chiefs 20-12. The defense for the Rams need Myles Garret hand in the Earth. No on that man being an Outside Linebacker. He is a pure defensive end. Sincerely, David
The Rams Perspective
Dear Carlsbad, Aaron Donald put on a Rams helmet. The Nuke runs a 4.6 40 yard dash. Myles Garret will be ready for Melbourne, Australia. The picture for this episode is media on media for Stafford. The boss man with a golden arm had an excellent practice. He had himself a day. Sincerely, David
Ramily Odds
Hi, Vera requested a trade. Baseball is good. The Jewish Dynasty is good. Conservatism is even better. Trump wants a third elected term. Sincerely, David
Rose, Cosmo, and a Jewish Angel
Dear Carlsbad, Cosmo has a hot mom. Sincerely, David
Brother Sean Part 2
Dear Carlsbad, Sean McVay is a great man. I am a great man. John Elway is a great man. Sincerely, David
Brother Sean
Dear Carlsbad, Brother Sean is still top dog. Christian Pulisic got nutmegged. Top 11 is the best 11. Sincerely, David
Happy Father’s Day
Dear Carlsbad, Here is my Father’s Day salute to Father’s. Sincerely, David
Rams Or Dolphins
Dear Carlsbad, Another episode of a Rams analysis. Will they go undefeated this season? I sure think they could. Sincerely, David
Myles Garret Is A Ram
Dear Carlsbad, The only thing more exciting than a huge trade, the return of Aaron Donald. I say, “Good prospects are on the horizon.” The slide protections won’t work with both Aaron Donald and Myles Garrett. Those two should get a team sack record this upcoming season. As long as everything goes according to plan. The example is the health of Aaron Donald. He comes back like Michael Strahan and win a Super Bowl. Sincerely, David
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