We know you came here for chaos, so don't be surprised with this topsy turvy episode: Brookey is a horse girl now (or again) after a recent luxe Yarra Valley excursion; whilst Alana is debriefing on the Denise of it all in last week's RHOBH episode. This leads us into a discussion on the Sydney ladies; the Hiltons and the drama of Elf on a Shelf (hence the warning/reminder that this episode is chaotic).

We are finally up to speed on the $59m wedding and thoroughly enjoy a spot of speculation. Brooke realises she is living a sliding doors style romcom after rewatching her comfort show for the 100th time and Alana has some vulnerable thoughts to share on the challenging side of Christmas.

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