This week’s patron-only episode features arguments, pirate jokes, and mild outrage about the lack of shirtless Josh Hartnett scenes.

In Fight or Flight, Hartnett plays a badass ex-government agent on a plane full of assassins who all want him dead. It’s supposed to be an over-the-top action-comedy full of crowd-pleasing violence and ridiculous fight scenes. But is it fun or just exhausting?

We talk tone, direction, and why this film might secretly be a Bullet Train sequel written by ChatGPT. If you like cringey jokes, hot takes, and half-serious film criticism, buckle up and get ready for turbulence.

Fight or Flight is a 2025 action comedy written by Brooks McLaren and D. J. Cotrona; directed by James Madigan. It stars Josh Hartnett, Katee Sackhoff, Charithra Chandran, and Marko Zaror.

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