The pilot is live and the switchboard is already smoking, which means PUCE Radio is officially open for business. In this quick basement dispatch, host Barry Sparker puts out an open call for independent audio crimes, parodies, and weird anthems for our upcoming broadcasts. Whether you're making songs about dinosaurs in traffic, D&D campaign disasters, corporate burnout, or legally distinct pop parodies that keep our nonexistent legal team off our backs, we want to hear it. Send your tracks directly to @puce.radio on Instagram and let the chaos commence.