๐ธ Overpriced & Not Listening, ๐คฏ Showing Overload (27 Houses?!), ๐ Why Floor Plans Don't Work on PEI, ๐ The Vendor's Closing-Day Checklist, ๐ซ The Backup Offer Myth & ๐๐ท What "Putting Lipstick on a Pig" Really Means in Real Estate
๐ก Overpriced listings, showing overload, and the closing-day chaos nobody warns you about โ this episode of The Michael and Patty Show breaks down the real estate truths every buyer, seller, and agent on PEI needs to hear. ๐๏ธ If you've ever wondered why your home isn't selling, how many houses is too many to tour, or what "putting lipstick on a pig" really means in real estate, this one is for you. ๐ ๐ธ OVERPRICED & NOT LISTENING: We start with the hard truth no seller wants to hear. When a vendor ignores their agent's pricing advice and lists too high, no amount of fancy signs or weekend open houses is going to fix it. The market sets the price โ not wishful thinking. We explain why an overpriced listing sits, goes stale, and ultimately costs you more than pricing it right from day one. ๐ ๐คฏ SHOWING OVERLOAD: What do you do when a client wants to see 27 houses across wildly different price ranges in one stretch? (Spoiler: meet us in the basement for a nervous breakdown. ๐
) We share exactly what we recommend to keep your home search focused, sane, and actually productive โ including a simple trick: compare house #1 to house #2, and delete one. Narrow it down or burn out trying. ๐ฅ ๐ FLOOR PLANS: A must-have or a waste of time? We dig into why floor plans aren't standard practice here on PEI โ and why we don't think they're a good idea in the first place. Our honest thoughts on what actually helps a listing versus what just adds noise. ๐ค ๐ PREPARING FOR A CLOSING โ THE VENDOR'S CHECKLIST: This is the meat of the episode and a must-listen if you're selling. We walk through everything a seller needs to handle before closing day so the deal doesn't fall apart at the finish line. That means: staying in full contract compliance, sorting out the lockbox and keys, and dealing with PO Box keys (head to the post office โ the buyer fills out a form online for new keys). Don't forget electricity and services, fuel top-ups or removing the propane tank, and cutting the lawn, plowing the snow, and cleaning the house exactly as the contract requires. ๐งนโ๏ธ ๐ฆ And please โ don't leave an entire house full of belongings for your agent to pack up. Be available during the closing when questions come up. Most importantly: NO verbal or text requests! If something needs to change, put it in an amendment. A handshake or a quick text won't protect anybody when things go sideways. ๐ ๐ซ THE BACKUP OFFER MYTH (a.k.a. Crazy Brigette): Here's where things get spicy. A buyer's agent assumed they were automatically getting a backup offer in second placeโฆ nope! We break down why there's no real advantage to holding a backup offer โ it just closes the door to even better offers. And a friendly reminder: don't be obnoxious and demand a second-place spot. Be nice. You'll hear exactly what went down. ๐ฌ ๐๐ท DEFINING "PUTTING LIPSTICK ON A PIG": We wrap up by unpacking one of real estate's favorite idioms. It means making superficial, cosmetic changes to something to make it look more appealing โ while the fundamental flaws underneath stay the same. Much like "you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear," it's a reminder that surface-level fixes are futile when the real problem is ignored. The phrase dates back to the early 20th century, was popularized in the 1980s, and exploded into the spotlight during the 2008 U.S. presidential election. ๐จ ๐ง Packed with practical advice, hard-earned lessons, and a few laughs, this episode is your honest guide to navigating today's real estate market the right way. Hit play, take notes, and as always โ price it right, prep it properly, and never put lipstick on a pig. ๐ท๐ #RealEstate #PEIRealEstate #HomeSelling #RealEstateTips #ClosingDay #PrinceEdwardIsland ๐๏ธ