Tantalus had unrestricted access to Mount Olympus, wealth drawn from the gold mines of Mount Sipylus, and the trust of the gods, and he threw it all away by serving them a stew made from his own son. This deep dive builds a biography of the king whose name gave us the word tantalize, starting with the scholarly argument that he may be rooted in the Hittite kings named Hantili, and the real tombs, altars, and shrines ancient tourists visited near modern Izmir.

The episode unpacks his escalating hubris, from stealing ambrosia and leaking divine gossip to the banquet where a grief-stricken Demeter ate from Pelops's shoulder, and the ivory replacement the gods crafted. It examines Pindar's rejection of the cannibal story as ancient fake news, the alternate golden dog heist and the perjury that got Mount Sipylus dropped on his head, and the comp ...