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I Only Kiss & Tell

I Only Kiss & Tell

by Taylor Hamilton & Zoe Rubens

Comedy Society & Culture

Go Touch and Smoke Some Grass

This week we go over our 2025 ins and outs list. In: country club activities, tasers, and polycules Out: hills, run clubs, and meetings before 9am We also share our experience plugging in our metaphorical avatar hair with the tree of life when exploring the mystical world of plant medicines (think oiud, magic mushrooms, and mother Aya), Find us on IG and Tiktok! @ionlykissandtell @tayyham & @zorubens

The Do's & The Don'ts of a First Date

This week we’re giving you a very special bonus episode because we can't stop thinking about the art of dating. We dive into some of our best and worst first dates and share those little details that make the difference. Remember kids - dating should be fun, splitting the bill at a boujee restaurant is not hot, and the post-date text is more important than you think. Find us on IG! @ionlykissandtell @tayyham & @zorubens

A Quickie - Fine Dining and Skinship

One drink too many, and somehow we ended up giggling our way through a variety of topics. Taylor is committed to playing hard to get, while Zoe is fricken over it. Enough is enough... its time for some skin to skin and words of affirmation. We get into one of SF's hottest restaurants and land on a list to be perma-taken care of and dive into the importance of a hard reset, or at the very least, spending your free time with people who recharge your battery instead of draining it. Then we geek out on the World Cup and our appreciation for Erling Haaland and hot Asian men. Like, rate, subscribe, okay?? We love you. Follow us on Instagram: @ionlykissandtell @tayyham & @zorubens

Dilly-Dallying and Doing OnlyFans

This week we're reporting live from opposite ends of the emotional spectrum. Taylor shares the story behind her unexpected trip to Amsterdam, while Zoe recaps a chaotic San Francisco weekend that included expensive sushi, a dive bar meet-cute with a guy who does OF, and a birthday reunion with a two-minute ex. Plus: passport panic, dilly-dallying as a lifestyle, BTS obsession, thoughts on modern dating, and why we're both looking for people who can hold it down when life gets real. Rate the pod, and make it 5 stars while you're at it. Love you! Find us on IG! @ionlykissandtell @tayyham & @zorubens

Grand Larceny In A Sushi Restaurant

This week, Taylor gets paid $30 by a man in Toronto for being intriguing, Zoe's dad commits grand larceny against her credit card at a sushi restaurant, and a casual night out in San Francisco turns into a full-blown espresso martini marathon. We're talking feral weekends, fictional hockey boyfriends, the situationship-to-cousin pipeline, accidentally making out with boring men, and why we're both seriously considering moving to Europe instead of finding partners. Also: career updates, identity shifts, quarter-life existential crises, and Taylor's realization that she's not asexual—she's just only attracted to men who exist exclusively on television. As always, we're oversharing and one impulsive international relocation away from solving all our problems 😉 Rate the pod, and make it 5 stars while you're at it. Love you! Find us on IG! @ionlykissandtell @tayyham & @zorubens

F*ck a Breakup, Y'all Ever Move Away from Your Best Friend?

This week we’re coming to you live from ✨technical difficulties✨ - Taylor sounds like she’s recording from the bottom of the ocean, which is exactly when we realize… we need a tech guy. Cue: JAMES, where are you?? We may be glitchy, but we’re consistent and we’re back on Zoom like a long distance situationship. Zoe kicks things off with a recap of her Mexico bachelorette trip: think G.I. Jane energy, cenotes, unsolicited piggyback rides, foot massages from strangers, and quite possibly the best club of her life. Then Taylor drops a bomb: she’s leaving San Francisco. Yes, we’re unwell. It’s giving breakup and emotional damage. But also growth, new chapters, and a soft launch into whatever’s next! Then it’s Coachella, GLP-1 conspiracies, and a dive into the latest internet drama, because why is everything so messy right now?? Rate the pod, and make it 5 stars while you're at it. Love you! Find us on IG! @ionlykissandtell @tayyham & @zorubens

Hot Girls Have Hobbies

This week we enter our crafty but chaotic era: leather goods, crocheting, and keeping our hands busy so we stay out of trouble. We romanticize the Amtrak like it’s a European summer, misidentify an antique Japanese hairpin with a tiny spoon on the end (it’s an ear pick, btw), and spiral through vintage shopping, parasites, wearing heels for no reason, big brain ambitions, and our sudden urge to become bilingual baddies. Also, Zoe blacks out at a dive bar with her family and gets hit on by men her brothers’ age. At our core, we’re completely different people with identical energy: curious, chaotic, and deeply committed to the bit. Rate the pod, and make it 5 stars while you're at it. Love you! Find us on IG! @ionlykissandtell @tayyham & @zorubens

A Quickie - New Personality Unlocked

Taylor enters her redhead era with bangs and a full alter ego—Morgan Renee—because nothing says “I’m stable” like feeling like a spy in your own life. Zoe, on the other hand, is fighting for her life (mentally) as we unpack hypochondria, intrusive thoughts, and the fine line between intuition and full-blown delusion. It’s giving therapy, but like… unlicensed and highly unqualified. Then it’s a full debrief of our unwell weekend in SF—running into past situationships (nightmare), staying out until 5am (concerning), and casually handing out our numbers like business cards. We also discuss a controversial truth: in San Francisco you’re either a 10/10 or dressed like you lost a bet… there is no middle ground. And while not everyone is born beautiful, everyone can be hot, it’s called effort, babe. Stay hot, stay single. Rate the pod, and make it 5 stars while you're at it. Love you! Find us on IG! @ionlykissandtell

A Quickie - Party in the USA

We’re back in the USA and back in our old neighborhood—promenading around the marina in fur coats and getting plenty of double takes. After months abroad, we’ve landed just in time for a weekend packed with baby showers, 33rd birthdays, tea parties, party buses, and everything in between. Our friends are all in different stages of life, and we’re just along for the ride. Taylor recaps her Costa Rica rendezvous (think groomsmen drama, body shots with boat captains, and lots of friend time), while Zoe heads home to see family and recreates an iconic Wuthering Heights–style moment that deserves a spot on everyone’s bucket list. Anyways, we’re SO back and some might even say better than ever! See you next week xx Rate the pod, and make it 5 stars while you're at it. Love you! Find us on IG! @ionlykissandtell @tayyham & @zorubens

Checking Into Our Flight Home

It’s our last night in Asia and we’re not handling it well. After four months of sharing a bed, a bank account, stomach problems, and an alarming number of 7-11 runs, we’ve realized we’re basically platonically married. We talk cheaters, why men are never nicer than when they’re trying to hook up, and why a boyfriend only sounds useful when we’re carrying heavy bags or something in the car starts blinking. Taylor says she’s swearing off dating for a year (we’ll circle back) and Zoe wants her forever person but is currently committed to herself. We get into healthy masculine energy, gender roles (we’re not buying drinks with $200 nails), and what we’re actually excited to go home to: closets, home-cooked meals, our people, and a sunset smoke sesh. Asia changed us. The 7-11 shaped us. Rate the pod, and make it 5 stars while you're at it. Love you! Find us on IG! @ionlykissandtell @tayyham & @zorubens

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