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Episode Title: Episode 005: Battlefield 6 vs. Ark Raiders, The "Kai Cenat Stimulus," Streamer Awards Controversy, Expedition 33’s Sweep, & Grandma Gamers

Description: We are back! After a 2025 hiatus, Jay and LC return to break down everything happening in gaming and culture. We debate the massive 42% player drop-off in Battlefield 6, explain why Ark Raiders has completely taken over our rotation, and discuss the "goop."

Plus, we do a deep dive into the Game Awards and Streamer Awards: from the awkward on-stage  ...